Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 13, 2024

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Let them battle it out.

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    Jml58  3 months ago

    Ask the kids.

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    Freebyrd1  3 months ago

    My dad had a t-shirt that said “I’m not afraid I’ve got two daughters”. Funny enough, it was bought for him by our brother.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    The tiebreaker is the number of kids not currently in jail.

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    dlkrueger33  3 months ago

    Like in one of the Seinfeld episodes, one of those shirts needs to say “Number #1 Dad”. Then you can argue if “Number #1” beats “World’s Greatest”. (It’s GO time!)

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    cdnalor  3 months ago

    No, it’s a t-shirt.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago

    How about “world’s okayest dad”

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    dflak  3 months ago

    Coffee cups are a lot less controversial.

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    It’s called a ‘pinch gift’ for when nothing else comes to mind.

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    bobbyferrel  3 months ago

    Mine says

    “World’s Greatest Dad

    Honorable Mention”

    My kids have my sense of humor.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Yeah, they both have ties that say “World’s Greatest Dad, Also”.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 3 months ago

    Fortunately there’s no limit on how many there can be, as they all have biased judges.

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    uh oh… I think I see a fight comin’ on…!!

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    Polyamorous? Dady amorous? Poly Dady amorous?

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