Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 09, 2023

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    allen@home  8 months ago

    You do look like you could stand to lose maybe a few pounds.

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    Farside99  8 months ago

    The gain is OK, just tighten them up a bit. Well, maybe a lot.

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    At least you changed your diapers.

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Those boxers have GOT to go!

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    dflak  8 months ago

    I recently got a haircut. The women who were cutting hair complained about the weight they put on. I also recently was prescribed a medication, a side effect of which is weight loss. I lost almost 20 pounds and had to get rid of many of my shirts and have all my pants taken in.

    I decided not to mention this to the women: they had razors and scissors in their hands.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 8 months ago

    You should have stopped drinking mothers milk 34 years ago. That stuff will put the pounds on, especially after puberty.

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    sandpiper  8 months ago

    Start now or regret it more in 15 years when the years of doc visits begin.

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    tee929  8 months ago

    If he is only 35, he needs to do a better job or he will never see 65!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    He just had to weight for the right time to say that.

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    Sure, if you use that as a standard.

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