Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 01, 2021

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Stop pulling his chain.

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    Superfrog  6 months ago

    Can I interest you in gift cards and coupons?

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    The supply chains are what keep the elves working in Santa’s Sweatshop.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Order what you want. Feel lucky if you get it.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I remember getting a rain check among my Xmas presents in 1977. In May of 1978 I recited my R2-D2 figurine. Been with me ever since. This is the droid I am looking for.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 6 months ago

    It is what your parents will blame when they don’t feel like buying what you want.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  6 months ago

    Tiny semiconductor chip isn’t needed for the kids rugged 4-wheeler ride.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Santa: It’ Old Joe’s fault, kid.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Not a problem, all his gifts are locally sourced.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 6 months ago

    That’s one savvy kid.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  6 months ago

    Santa is a man-made construct, just like religion.

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