Stop pulling his chain.
Can I interest you in gift cards and coupons?
The supply chains are what keep the elves working in Santa’s Sweatshop.
Order what you want. Feel lucky if you get it.
I remember getting a rain check among my Xmas presents in 1977. In May of 1978 I recited my R2-D2 figurine. Been with me ever since. This is the droid I am looking for.
It is what your parents will blame when they don’t feel like buying what you want.
Tiny semiconductor chip isn’t needed for the kids rugged 4-wheeler ride.
Santa: It’ Old Joe’s fault, kid.
Not a problem, all his gifts are locally sourced.
That’s one savvy kid.
Santa is a man-made construct, just like religion.
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Imagine over 2 years ago
Stop pulling his chain.
Superfrog over 2 years ago
Can I interest you in gift cards and coupons?
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
The supply chains are what keep the elves working in Santa’s Sweatshop.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Order what you want. Feel lucky if you get it.
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I remember getting a rain check among my Xmas presents in 1977. In May of 1978 I recited my R2-D2 figurine. Been with me ever since. This is the droid I am looking for.
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
It is what your parents will blame when they don’t feel like buying what you want.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
Tiny semiconductor chip isn’t needed for the kids rugged 4-wheeler ride.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Santa: It’ Old Joe’s fault, kid.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Not a problem, all his gifts are locally sourced.
Ontman over 2 years ago
That’s one savvy kid.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 2 years ago
Santa is a man-made construct, just like religion.