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Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 15, 2021

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    allen@home  6 months ago

    Or about 40 pounds less.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    I don’t think it’s the bathing suit you should be worrying about.

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    Kind&Kinder  6 months ago

    It’s like insurance,darlin’, you’ve got the coverage you need.

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    Olddog04  6 months ago

    Blanche has the same problem.

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    Ubintold  6 months ago

    From the neck down.

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    dflak  6 months ago

    Reason number 16 why I am glad I’m not a girl.

    Guys don’t care what they look like in a bathing suit. Some men should never wear speedos, but that doesn’t stop them and it doesn’t mean they care.

    They are one instance where injecting bleach (this time into the brain) might be a good idea.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    An objective look at the result of working from home. The number of ‘coffee breaks’ seems to have increased, what with a refrigerator and coffe maker at hand.

    But, like most, she’ll apply her brain to reducing the spread and find an acceptable level of mirror comfort.

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    formathe  6 months ago

    My wife actually got one from Costco yesterday. She said “Will this make me look fat” and my reply was plain and honest. I said, “Honey, when we are at the beach I will be the only one looking at you and I think you look fantastic”. It took her a few moments and she got it. And she bought it.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago

    They call that thing you’re looking for, a robe.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  6 months ago

    Keep calm and squat on.

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    ValancyCarmody Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’m not trying to impress anyone, I just want to get in the pool to exercise, but parent and grandparent both had skin cancer so I am fantical about sun protection. I got tired of having to reach around and try to put sunscreen everywhere, so I finally just ordered a UV-protection suit with long sleeves, high neck, and legs.

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    Stocky One  6 months ago

    …or a few square feet less of flesh!

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