Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 31, 2020

What are you doing in a restaurant in the first place!!?? Serving your lungs to COVID-19 as the “soup de la jour”?

In Canada, the restaurants are only open for takeout; and you can’t wait inside.

2 meter separation! 2 meter separation! Who else is breathing on your food?

He should put on his body condom

Many of our restaurants have take out service and people queue up. It gives a new meaning to the phrase “Pick up Line.”

Why is that restaurant even open?

Don’t worry, she sprayed the meal with disinfectant before she served it!

Tito’s Vodka sanitizer spray…alrighty.

In most countries, dining in is forbidden. Take-out ( “Take Away” in Britain) and delivery only. I want my chocolate Easter Bunny!!! lol

Klunk…this misses the mark completely. Stahler isn’t just moderately confused here, but very confused!

“And while you’re at it, move down a couple of stools!”