Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 31, 2020


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    sevaar777  3 months ago

    What are you doing in a restaurant in the first place!!?? Serving your lungs to COVID-19 as the “soup de la jour”?

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    Geophyzz  3 months ago

    In Canada, the restaurants are only open for takeout; and you can’t wait inside.

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    gorbag  3 months ago

    2 meter separation! 2 meter separation! Who else is breathing on your food?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 3 months ago

    He should put on his body condom

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    dflak  3 months ago

    Many of our restaurants have take out service and people queue up. It gives a new meaning to the phrase “Pick up Line.”

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    Michael Helwig  3 months ago

    Why is that restaurant even open?

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Don’t worry, she sprayed the meal with disinfectant before she served it!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    Tito’s Vodka sanitizer spray…alrighty.

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    DaveQuinn  3 months ago

    In most countries, dining in is forbidden. Take-out ( “Take Away” in Britain) and delivery only. I want my chocolate Easter Bunny!!! lol

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    NaturLvr  3 months ago

    Klunk…this misses the mark completely. Stahler isn’t just moderately confused here, but very confused!

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    whelan_jj  3 months ago

    “And while you’re at it, move down a couple of stools!”

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