The Trump shutdown — we all know the fake “emperor” never had any clothes (Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal could’ve told you that, otherwise no one would notice Tiny Trump’s shortcomings).
But now he is holding government workers and food stamp (SNAP / EBT) recipients hostage while he throws his little tantrum.
In the meantime, “essential” government employees (thankfully including Robert Mueller) are continuing to work, but without pay.
This is the way Trump has operated all his spoiled child life:
1. Promise everything
2. Deliver NOTHING
3. Keep workers working
4. Keep workers working — but DON’T PAY THEM (Trump = slavery)
My Gawd cartoonists – we can’t take much more of this eye porn!
A clover leaf is big enough.
OMG! Everything in the White House will need to be reupholstered when he’s impeached!
Nothing for you!
It must be very cold in the White House because I think I can see his nipples! Ewww!!! ๏̯̃๏
Someone please get him a corpse flower plant. It has large leaves and will help to make him smell better.
I thought the winter reruns were over. We’ve seen Trump’s show before.
Our infrastructure is falling down around us and this IDIOT! wants to keep the Spanish people out! Lets get rid of him! Even Pence would be a move in the right direction!
I was FAR too busy with REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS to watch his lie fest last night. The lint filter on the dryer needed cleaning, my sock drawer needed to be reorganized, and the cat’s litter box had to be scooped…
…and there was a Criminal Minds marathon on ION TV……
Forced to view Trump naked just might do it for the American people, e.g., give him his blinking wall; that is ultimate crime against humanity.
Amazon will run out of eye-bleach.
Good luck with that, tiny.
Shouldn’t McConnell be in this picture as well? There is a bill previously passed overwhelmingly by the Senate that has now been passed by the House Democrats, but McConnell won’t even allow it to come to the floor – because he says Trump won’t sign it. Right now, the roadblock is McConnell. Let’s deal with that first.
Republicans have put the United States government into a deplorable situation.
I need eye bleach.
A dollar store fig leave should do.
Just had to put that image in our brains – didn’t you. You sick &^%$$(
Of course, giving in to his BLACKMAIL will create a HORRIBLE precedent for future Despots to follow…
GoComics tries to keep profanity out of the comments.. yet they allow such a disgusting representation of a human body.. well done to the cartoonist by the way.. you captured his very essence… even if you ruined my breakfast.
Remember when the candidate said he could shoot somebody in the middle of 5th Avenue and his supporters would still vote for him? It was one of the few times he was telling the truth. Post-speech quicky polls showed that something around 40% of Americans believe that the government shutdown can be blamed on Democrats, despite multiple reruns of the actual news clip in which Disaster Pumpkin looked Chuck Schumer straight in the eye and said “I am proud to shut down the government for border security, Chuck. … I will take the mantle. I will be the one to shut it down. I’m not going to blame you for it.”
“You all have to suffer until I get to say that I win!”
But he says that all the time already, and people are still suffering.
Excerpts from the 2008 Democrat Party Platform
We cannot continue to allow people to enter the United States undetected, undocumented, and unchecked. The American people are a welcoming and generous people, but those who enter our country’s borders illegally, and those who employ them, disrespect the rule of the law. We need to secure our borders, and support additional personnel, infrastructure, and technology on the border and at our ports of entry. We need additional Customs and Border Protection agents equipped with better technology and real-time intelligence.
We realize that employers need a method to verify whether their employees are legally eligible to work in the United States, and we will ensure that our system is accurate, fair to legal workers, safeguards people’s privacy, and cannot be used to discriminate against workers.
For the millions living here illegally but otherwise playing by the rules, we must require them to come out of the shadows and get right with the law. We support a system that requires undocumented immigrants who are in good standing to pay a fine, pay taxes, learn English, and go to the back of the line for the opportunity to become citizens. They are our neighbors, and we can help them become full tax-paying, law-abiding, productive members of society.
Definition: Infrastructure; The basic physical and organizational structures and facilities (e.g. buildings, roads, power supplies) needed for the operation of a society or enterprise.
In this case the “enterprise” is border security and the infrastructure is a physical barrier. Similar to what the Dems proposed and/or voted for several times since 2006.
“Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden were oh so happy and jolly
Wonder what they would have done, had all the leaves been holly?"
With all the crooks surrounding the crook Trump (Manafort, Flynn, Cohen, half the current and former members of the Cabinet……), you just KNOW that one of his cronies will get a no-bid contract to build the wall—if it’s ever built. (The ladders, of course, will cost extra……)
While preachers preach of evil fates
Teachers teach that knowledge waits
Can lead to hundred-dollar plates
Goodness hides behind its gates
But even the president of the United States
Sometimes must have to stand naked
An’ though the rules of the road have been lodged
It’s only people’s games that you got to dodge
And it’s alright, Ma, I can make it
MIKE!! Good grief – this is a horrifying visual — and i can’t un-see it. Ewww
May 31, 2017