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Mike Luckovich for January 09, 2019

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    DD Wiz Premium Member 11 months ago

    The Trump shutdown — we all know the fake “emperor” never had any clothes (Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal could’ve told you that, otherwise no one would notice Tiny Trump’s shortcomings).

    But now he is holding government workers and food stamp (SNAP / EBT) recipients hostage while he throws his little tantrum.

    In the meantime, “essential” government employees (thankfully including Robert Mueller) are continuing to work, but without pay.

    This is the way Trump has operated all his spoiled child life:

    1. Promise everything

    2. Deliver NOTHING

    3. Keep workers working

    4. Keep workers working — but DON’T PAY THEM (Trump = slavery)

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 11 months ago

    My Gawd cartoonists – we can’t take much more of this eye porn!

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 11 months ago

    A clover leaf is big enough.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 11 months ago

    OMG! Everything in the White House will need to be reupholstered when he’s impeached!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 11 months ago

    Nothing for you!

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    imagenesis  11 months ago

    It must be very cold in the White House because I think I can see his nipples! Ewww!!! ๏̯̃๏

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    JDave48  11 months ago

    Someone please get him a corpse flower plant. It has large leaves and will help to make him smell better.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 11 months ago

    I thought the winter reruns were over. We’ve seen Trump’s show before.

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    jimchronister2016  11 months ago

    Our infrastructure is falling down around us and this IDIOT! wants to keep the Spanish people out! Lets get rid of him! Even Pence would be a move in the right direction!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 11 months ago

    I was FAR too busy with REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS to watch his lie fest last night. The lint filter on the dryer needed cleaning, my sock drawer needed to be reorganized, and the cat’s litter box had to be scooped…

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    magicwalnut Premium Member 11 months ago

    …and there was a Criminal Minds marathon on ION TV……

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    jessie d. Premium Member 11 months ago

    Forced to view Trump naked just might do it for the American people, e.g., give him his blinking wall; that is ultimate crime against humanity.

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    Bookworm  11 months ago

    Amazon will run out of eye-bleach.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Good luck with that, tiny.

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    Cerabooge  11 months ago

    Shouldn’t McConnell be in this picture as well? There is a bill previously passed overwhelmingly by the Senate that has now been passed by the House Democrats, but McConnell won’t even allow it to come to the floor – because he says Trump won’t sign it. Right now, the roadblock is McConnell. Let’s deal with that first.

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 11 months ago

    Republicans have put the United States government into a deplorable situation.

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    Petey Premium Member 11 months ago

    I need eye bleach.

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    Monchoxyz Premium Member 11 months ago

    A dollar store fig leave should do.

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    JohnHarry Premium Member 11 months ago

    Just had to put that image in our brains – didn’t you. You sick &^%$$(

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 11 months ago

    Of course, giving in to his BLACKMAIL will create a HORRIBLE precedent for future Despots to follow…

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 11 months ago

    GoComics tries to keep profanity out of the comments.. yet they allow such a disgusting representation of a human body.. well done to the cartoonist by the way.. you captured his very essence… even if you ruined my breakfast.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 11 months ago

    Remember when the candidate said he could shoot somebody in the middle of 5th Avenue and his supporters would still vote for him? It was one of the few times he was telling the truth. Post-speech quicky polls showed that something around 40% of Americans believe that the government shutdown can be blamed on Democrats, despite multiple reruns of the actual news clip in which Disaster Pumpkin looked Chuck Schumer straight in the eye and said “I am proud to shut down the government for border security, Chuck. … I will take the mantle. I will be the one to shut it down. I’m not going to blame you for it.”

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  11 months ago

    “You all have to suffer until I get to say that I win!”

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    cmxx  11 months ago

    But he says that all the time already, and people are still suffering.

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    Andylit Premium Member 11 months ago

    Excerpts from the 2008 Democrat Party Platform

    We cannot continue to allow people to enter the United States undetected, undocumented, and unchecked. The American people are a welcoming and generous people, but those who enter our country’s borders illegally, and those who employ them, disrespect the rule of the law. We need to secure our borders, and support additional personnel, infrastructure, and technology on the border and at our ports of entry. We need additional Customs and Border Protection agents equipped with better technology and real-time intelligence.

    We realize that employers need a method to verify whether their employees are legally eligible to work in the United States, and we will ensure that our system is accurate, fair to legal workers, safeguards people’s privacy, and cannot be used to discriminate against workers.

    For the millions living here illegally but otherwise playing by the rules, we must require them to come out of the shadows and get right with the law. We support a system that requires undocumented immigrants who are in good standing to pay a fine, pay taxes, learn English, and go to the back of the line for the opportunity to become citizens. They are our neighbors, and we can help them become full tax-paying, law-abiding, productive members of society.

    Definition: Infrastructure; The basic physical and organizational structures and facilities (e.g. buildings, roads, power supplies) needed for the operation of a society or enterprise.

    In this case the “enterprise” is border security and the infrastructure is a physical barrier. Similar to what the Dems proposed and/or voted for several times since 2006.

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    Godfreydaniel  11 months ago

    Benny Hill:

    “Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden were oh so happy and jolly

    Wonder what they would have done, had all the leaves been holly?"

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    Godfreydaniel  11 months ago

    With all the crooks surrounding the crook Trump (Manafort, Flynn, Cohen, half the current and former members of the Cabinet……), you just KNOW that one of his cronies will get a no-bid contract to build the wall—if it’s ever built. (The ladders, of course, will cost extra……)

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 11 months ago

    While preachers preach of evil fates

    Teachers teach that knowledge waits

    Can lead to hundred-dollar plates

    Goodness hides behind its gates

    But even the president of the United States

    Sometimes must have to stand naked

    An’ though the rules of the road have been lodged

    It’s only people’s games that you got to dodge

    And it’s alright, Ma, I can make it

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    bob dylan

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    pamela welch Premium Member 11 months ago

    MIKE!! Good grief – this is a horrifying visual — and i can’t un-see it. Ewww

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    Kurtass  11 months ago

    Ewwwwwwwws

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