Mike Luckovich for September 29, 2017

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    wiatr  almost 6 years ago

    Now that would be ethereal!

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    jvo  almost 6 years ago

    What he said just before St Peter opened the trap door.

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    emptc12  almost 6 years ago

    (— I don’t think so … more likely tossed into a lake of teenage male precious bodily fluids within the panderer’s circle of Dante’s “Inferno,” frantically treading to keep his nose above the surface. (— (—

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    walfishj  almost 6 years ago

    Why not, there should be no false modesty in heaven. After all, until the fall, Adam and Eve were naked…

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    kjhudlow Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Um…I really don’t think Hef would be in heaven…just sayin’…

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    DaBoogadie  almost 6 years ago

    Matthew 7:1-3…just a reminder.

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    Striped Cat  almost 6 years ago

    …in heaven there is no beer…that’s why we drink it here…

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    Kip W  almost 6 years ago

    Must have been one heck of a deathbed conversion there. I’m pretty sure he had sinned a bit.

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    Zev   almost 6 years ago

    I think Hef’s got some ’splaining to do first before entry is granted.

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    SwimsWithSharks  almost 6 years ago

    Playboy Enterprises (his production company) did a film of that title in 1985.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 6 years ago

    Wait, is this where Victoria’s Secret got their idea for “angels” ?

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    deadheadzan  almost 6 years ago

    On tv yesterday they were discussing all of Hef’s charitable donations and good works. They were very numerous. He might have been a hedonist but he was also a philanthropist.

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    kaffekup   almost 6 years ago

    I wonder how many of the pious people commenting on Hef are convinced that serial philanderer trump will indeed go to heaven.

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    Dtroutma  almost 6 years ago

    Hef will get to heaven, if it exists, a lot sooner than Cheney, Wolfowitz, or Trump.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago


    “Masters Of War”

    Come you masters of war

    You that build all the guns

    You that build the death planes

    You that build all the bombs

    You that hide behind walls

    You that hide behind desks

    I just want you to know

    I can see through your masks


    You that never done nothin’

    But build to destroy

    You play with my world

    Like it’s your little toy

    You put a gun in my hand

    And you hide from my eyes

    And you turn and run farther

    When the fast bullets fly


    Like Judas of old

    You lie and deceive

    A world war can be won

    You want me to believe

    But I see through your eyes

    And I see through your brain

    Like I see through the water

    That runs down my drain


    You fasten all the triggers

    For the others to fire

    Then you set back and watch

    When the death count gets higher

    You hide in your mansion’

    As young people’s blood

    Flows out of their bodies

    And is buried in the mud


    You’ve thrown the worst fear

    That can ever be hurled

    Fear to bring children

    Into the world

    For threatening my baby

    Unborn and unnamed

    You ain’t worth the blood

    That runs in your veins


    How much do I know

    To talk out of turn

    You might say that I’m young

    You might say I’m unlearned

    But there’s one thing I know

    Though I’m younger than you

    That even Jesus would never

    Forgive what you do

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Let me ask you one question

    Is your money that good

    Will it buy you forgiveness

    Do you think that it could

    I think you will find

    When your death takes its toll

    All the money you made

    Will never buy back your soul


    And I hope that you die

    And your death’ll come soon

    I will follow your casket

    In the pale afternoon

    And I’ll watch while you’re lowered

    Down to your deathbed

    And I’ll stand over your grave

    ‘Til I’m sure that you’re dead


    Bob Dylan

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    That should help put Hef into perspective.

    And if sexual exploitation was involved with his enterprise, it also encouraged the use of the birth-control pill, which helped free women from the slavery of the body. That’s important. Women had received the privilege of education, and the right to vote, but their bodies were still held against them. Obviously Playboy did not do the heavy lifting of social change, but it certainly did not fight it.

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    martens  almost 6 years ago

    On a roll, baslim and dtrout. Well done!

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