Somehow, the more ‘politically correct’ polite exclamation “You ingest fluid substances!” simply does not seem to me to convey the proper sense of indignation. but I do caution against the flamethrower. A candle lighter/fire starter works really well for this, especially if the little bugger is on something metal like a pie tin or cookie sheet. But make it quick. Don’t just fry off its legs and then leave it still alive. Flame it until it pops, about 3 to 5 seconds.
Somehow, the more ‘politically correct’ polite exclamation “You ingest fluid substances!” simply does not seem to me to convey the proper sense of indignation. but I do caution against the flamethrower. A candle lighter/fire starter works really well for this, especially if the little bugger is on something metal like a pie tin or cookie sheet. But make it quick. Don’t just fry off its legs and then leave it still alive. Flame it until it pops, about 3 to 5 seconds.