You know how you get “illegals”? By changing the law or policy to make them illegal. By reducing numbers for legal immigration and asylum so outrageously that nobody qualifies.
People are a valuable resource, Ramirez. We are all immigrants, even you. Let’s get them in, document them, put them to work and start collecting taxes. Hell, the undocumented already pay taxes, and can’t even file.
Free healthcare, free drivers license, free school, vote in elections. Free free free. All because they might vote democratic. Shameful democrats. Meanwhile homeless people are terrorizing people on the streets of our large cities. Great job Sleepy Joe.
The problem, Michael, is that no one with the qualifications to be a legal immigrant would be mad enough to migrate to the USA. People with the right qualifications can find a job and a life in countries with better healthcare, better security, no power cuts…
one thing I think most democrats and republicans (the bases anyway) could get behind is elimination of the EB-5 visa. . .. this is where rich foreigners buy their way into the US in order to .. . SUBSIDIZE DEVELOPERS
Except for 2.4% of the population, none of the rest of us would be here had our ancestors not emigrated to America. We are pretty much all the equivalent of anchor babies – and we built this country.
Well, at least we know the hatred and bigotry lives on even without the orange scourge at the helm leading the charge. Way to go Mikey-can’t let any of that hostility go to waste.
Mike, it must be such a relief to be able to hold up your hands saying “Hey, its just a joke. It doesn’t have to make sense.”
Cessna172 started down the correct path. But I had to stop myself and think “What are the chances Mike paid ANY attention in a science class? He tried to study medicine-doesn’t that mean he knows….wait. He probably thinks that’s how magnets work. It would explain so much about his damaged, dysfunctional, counter-productive approach to life.”
Do you also think all chemical plants have three story tall test tubes with a team of folks tipping one into the other and then jumping up and down to bounce the resulting test tube mixture as their “manufacturing” method?
When your city/town sends out a water quality report and you see “pH level: 7.0” do you demand that your toady congressman/senator not rest until its driven down to 0? Or are you disgusted that your tax dollars are being spent on pHD levels and they didn’t even spell pHD right or capitalize the right letters?
When you watch disaster movies and the generic scientist in a white lab coat says “We have to stop this or there will be a catastrophe”- you cheer when the disaster happens….don’t you?
Ramirez doesn’t seem to know the difference between legal and illegal. BTW the conservative elites in USA need illegals to come and work below minimum wage and without any benefits or protection from danger and abuse.
White supremacy, the final refuge of the Republican party, since tax cuts for the rich, deregulation, and privatization just doesn’t poll too well these days.
Ramirez must be very confident of the legality of his ancestors’ immigration. OR would he be very nervous if the Republicans proposed a bill that would deport any and all relatives of someone who immigrated illegally, no matter how long ago it happened? Frankly, I’m surprised that some Republican hasn’t already proposed that…
What about Davy Crockett and all those Americanos that went illegally into Mexico (Texas and California and other Mexican states, not to mention the the Americanos of today not stopping at stop signs with their cars.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ramirez enjoyed seeing children locked in cages.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
And lord KNOWS that legal immigrants are just about the very worst “thing” that can happen to a country. Because (shhh) “skin color” after all.
braindead Premium Member about 3 years ago
Yet another LIE by a Trump Disciple.
Who is hiring all them illegals?
Who is it that is exerting pressure on the govt. to issue H1-b and other visas in order to hold down wages?
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Why do Trump Disciples always have to LIE in order to make their case?
Daeder about 3 years ago
Mike Ramirez is scared that without government initiatives of refugee kidnapping and forced hysterectomies, there will be taco trucks on every corner!
feverjr Premium Member about 3 years ago
As opposed to the Fascist Magnet of the GOP that attracts Proud Boys, Oath Keepers and White Supremacist…
Denver Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
Hardly the new policy, but would still beat locking kids in cages.
baroden Premium Member about 3 years ago
Then there’s the GOP plan: lock all the not white illegal immigrants in cages and let them rot.
cdward about 3 years ago
You know how you get “illegals”? By changing the law or policy to make them illegal. By reducing numbers for legal immigration and asylum so outrageously that nobody qualifies.
robcarroll1213 about 3 years ago
“Hi! I’m Michael Ramirez and as an illegal immigrant myself, I support this policy!”
Durak Premium Member about 3 years ago
People are a valuable resource, Ramirez. We are all immigrants, even you. Let’s get them in, document them, put them to work and start collecting taxes. Hell, the undocumented already pay taxes, and can’t even file.
mourdac Premium Member about 3 years ago
I must have missed the Biden Executive Order encouraging illegal immigration.
FJB Premium Member about 3 years ago
Free healthcare, free drivers license, free school, vote in elections. Free free free. All because they might vote democratic. Shameful democrats. Meanwhile homeless people are terrorizing people on the streets of our large cities. Great job Sleepy Joe.
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
this is definitely the bee in mike’s bonnet…
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe about 3 years ago
Well you let Ted Cruz in, don’t blame Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6AA1sBL7N8
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 3 years ago
Mike is really grasping for cartoon ideas isn’t he? Time to retire Mike, your best days are long gone.
DonnyTwoScoops about 3 years ago
Well, as long as they don’t participate in a terrorist attack on our Capitol, maybe they will be better Americans than some of our actual Americans.
buer about 3 years ago
The problem, Michael, is that no one with the qualifications to be a legal immigrant would be mad enough to migrate to the USA. People with the right qualifications can find a job and a life in countries with better healthcare, better security, no power cuts…
knutdl about 3 years ago
Someone’s knockin’ at the door Somebody’s ringin’ the bell Do me a favor Open the door and let ’em in
codak about 3 years ago
one thing I think most democrats and republicans (the bases anyway) could get behind is elimination of the EB-5 visa. . .. this is where rich foreigners buy their way into the US in order to .. . SUBSIDIZE DEVELOPERS
DonnyTwoScoops about 3 years ago
The Trump organization was the real magnet. They employed many undocumented immigrants.
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/08/trump-organization-undocumented-workers
pc368dude about 3 years ago
Except for 2.4% of the population, none of the rest of us would be here had our ancestors not emigrated to America. We are pretty much all the equivalent of anchor babies – and we built this country.
Diamond Lil about 3 years ago
Well, at least we know the hatred and bigotry lives on even without the orange scourge at the helm leading the charge. Way to go Mikey-can’t let any of that hostility go to waste.
evanmarhews about 3 years ago
with 500k dead , republicans made room cor immigrants
Vidrinath Premium Member about 3 years ago
Mike, it must be such a relief to be able to hold up your hands saying “Hey, its just a joke. It doesn’t have to make sense.”
Cessna172 started down the correct path. But I had to stop myself and think “What are the chances Mike paid ANY attention in a science class? He tried to study medicine-doesn’t that mean he knows….wait. He probably thinks that’s how magnets work. It would explain so much about his damaged, dysfunctional, counter-productive approach to life.”
Do you also think all chemical plants have three story tall test tubes with a team of folks tipping one into the other and then jumping up and down to bounce the resulting test tube mixture as their “manufacturing” method?
When your city/town sends out a water quality report and you see “pH level: 7.0” do you demand that your toady congressman/senator not rest until its driven down to 0? Or are you disgusted that your tax dollars are being spent on pHD levels and they didn’t even spell pHD right or capitalize the right letters?
When you watch disaster movies and the generic scientist in a white lab coat says “We have to stop this or there will be a catastrophe”- you cheer when the disaster happens….don’t you?
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
Skin color baloney! Biden will give them the kitchen sink, while American citizens pay for it all!
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
The world likes the USA again now that dictator covid spreader racist liar Trump is out.
grange Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ramirez doesn’t seem to know the difference between legal and illegal. BTW the conservative elites in USA need illegals to come and work below minimum wage and without any benefits or protection from danger and abuse.
wildthing about 3 years ago
White supremacy, the final refuge of the Republican party, since tax cuts for the rich, deregulation, and privatization just doesn’t poll too well these days.
ferddo about 3 years ago
A lot of the people who are against immigration “forget” that their ancestors were once immigrants here…
guyjen2004 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Immigration. Yet another political football, like we didn’t have enough of those, already.
Another Take about 3 years ago
Ramirez must be very confident of the legality of his ancestors’ immigration. OR would he be very nervous if the Republicans proposed a bill that would deport any and all relatives of someone who immigrated illegally, no matter how long ago it happened? Frankly, I’m surprised that some Republican hasn’t already proposed that…
JenSolo02 about 3 years ago
Is that to indicate Biden is wanting to attract ET and his friends?
pamela welch Premium Member about 3 years ago
Seriously Michael????
[Unnamed Reader - 8f7cf7] about 3 years ago
What about Davy Crockett and all those Americanos that went illegally into Mexico (Texas and California and other Mexican states, not to mention the the Americanos of today not stopping at stop signs with their cars.
Scoutmaster77 about 3 years ago
I’m sure native Americans could say something about emigrants…
artmer about 3 years ago
Reagan (ptoo) did it. Ain’t no thang.
Jack Dawson about 3 years ago
“Give us you criminals, your gang-related, and your disease-ridden yearning for free goodies and to vote for Democrats.”
EdSanchez about 3 years ago
Nailed it, Lisa! And that huge magnet is balanced on the BACKS OF TAXPAYERS.