The next step will be the car getting pulled over because there is a tail light out. When the trooper asks for her license, registration, and insurance information, Kellyanne begins talking. She talks and talks, and talks, then talks some more. Alternative facts, like she really only needs the one tail light, and the one that is out is actually infrared, so it is working, and what about Obama’s car, and Clinton’s recreational vehicle, etc., etc.
Eventually the investigators who open the trunk find Donnie’s suitcases stuffed with Rubles.
[Feel free to continue the story as you like, or retell it in your own style.]
May 31, 2016
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