Matt Wuerker for December 16, 2020

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    T Smith  over 3 years ago

    1. It’s doubtful Covid Donnie has ever swung a hammer in his life, or done anything resembling manual labor.

    2. He can’t even walk down a shallow ramp, nevermind climb a ladder.

    3. He would never do anything that entails pain, or even discomfort — remember, he’s the one who wouldn’t visit a WW1 cemetary full of “losers” because the rain might mess his hair (and we know he doesn’t know how to work an umbrella.

    He would just have an underpaid illegal, like the staff at his golf courses, don a T**** mask and make someone nail THAT guy to a cross.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Donald, if you’re going to do this, do it right: Through the wrist, not the palm.

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    bakana  over 3 years ago

    The Nails have to go through the Forearm, just above the Wrist.

    The meat in the Hands just tears loose. It won’t support the weight of the body.

    You don’t want him falling off and landing on the Ground.

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    moosemin  over 3 years ago

    If he actually does vacate the WH in January, he will probably steal a lot of stuff just out of spite!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Jared is out getting the nails done.

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    Fuzzy Kombu  over 3 years ago

    If you do get more nails, Jared, the Trump cultists will blame you and your descendants for all time.

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    Taste the air Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If you saw the movie " the ruling class" in the 60’s, you might know what happened to Jack after he figured out that he wasn’t Christ.

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