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Matt Wuerker for May 19, 2020

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    brwydave Premium Member over 1 year ago

    When the Space Farce’s Academy is established, in Tiny’s new home state, the parade grounds will be named after the founding President – something Geo Washington wasn’t smart enough to figure out when naming the plantation he acquired by marriage. The senior class will be called “Trumps”. You are welcome to name the lower classes.

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    Pickled Pete  over 1 year ago

    First America, then the world, so why not the universe? And we can call him “Dynamic Donnie”!

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    S&C = Dismayed&Depressed   over 1 year ago

    Spot on target!!! Drumpth and his cohorts are bleeding this country dry. If he ever leaves office…it will be the same scenario as always….he will skim as much moolah as he can get from the sucker (us), and then stick the sucker (us) with the crippling unpaid bills. Yep, business as usual in tRumplandia.

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    jdeathlogan  over 1 year ago

    The United States Air Force Space Command was founded in September 1, 1982 at Peterson Air Force base in Colorado. The duties and functions were the same as the “new” Space Force. Both Russia and China have hypersonic missiles. It’s too late to prevent a proliferation of “super duper” missiles.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I see strong similarities in this with Garth Brooks’ brilliant business strategy in 1999: Once you’ve saturated a market for yourself with no room for growth, just clone you as something different, yet remarkably the same.

    Who says there’s no room for more trillionaires in the U.S.

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    jdeathlogan  over 1 year ago

    Say that you made low yield nukes and hypersonic missiles. Wouldn’t you want to use them at the first opportunity?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “PIGGGGSSSS INNNNN SPAAAACCCCEEEEEE!!!!”

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    Daeder  over 1 year ago

    Much better than spending all that money on helping people make it through this pandemic.

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    Havel  over 1 year ago

    It is the “Final Frontier”.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sound waves don’t carry in Space. Sure, send the little pig up there.

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Just another boondoggle!

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    Ripping off the Star Trek Logo, to boot.

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    Dtroutma  over 1 year ago

    Put Bonespurs on the first Mars trip, like next Monday.

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    sevaar777  over 1 year ago

    Never can tell when those dastardly Demoncrats will somehow arrange an asteroid to come barreling towards earth…

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    PhilipOlson  over 1 year ago

    Russia has a nuclear powered hyper missile already in testing. I do not ever listen to anything Trump says as I cannot get the time back, but did he imply the space force will be able stop a Russian hypersonic cruise missile going 5000 mph a hundred feet off the ground from orbit?

    In addition to downing those chloro conspiracy drugs, our appointed president must have injected some bleach. Didn’t Stalin do similar things in WWII, such as purging all his generals immediately before major battles?

    Similar to the response to the virus, stupid does cost live. Not just tens of thousands, but hundreds of thousands. “Shine a light inside” says our genius, “there must be a way.”

    USA is behind the tech curve at this immediate moment. Catching up should come before starting a premature war.

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    babka Premium Member over 1 year ago

    wait. I thought cars would be running on the blood of the poor.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    All with no masks and MORE than 10….

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    SmashedHat  over 1 year ago

    The Forever War-now real life is mirroring a story inspired by a real war.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 1 year ago

    You can never find a Klingon when you need one……..

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    Frankfreak  over 1 year ago

    Gocomics just hates letting people know when Wuerker has a new toon out. I usually have to go looking for it as it is seldom posted.

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