Matt Wuerker for March 26, 2020

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    VT8/VF84  almost 2 years ago

    Showing on Comedy Central, between South Park and reruns of Beavis and Butthead! Two out of three not bad?

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    wirepunchr  almost 2 years ago

    He’s a better fit for The Proctologist

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    Monchoxyz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Who’s playing Trump? Brad Pitt or George Clooney?

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    everett_r0  almost 2 years ago

    Also known as “Dumber Than a Bag of Rocks” and “the Moron”….

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    RAGs  almost 2 years ago

    Is this a porn movie?

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    billiegoatgruff  almost 2 years ago

    America! Under the wise leadership of President Trump [Ten Thousand Years ! Ten Thousand Years !] our country has been made great again !

    Yes ! America has this day beaten China, Italy ! Iran ! and every other country in this world in the international covid-19 Olympics ! WE ARE GOLD !!

    Under the Red, White and Blue banner the grand old Republican party has won the laurels for America. [Ten Thousand Years ! Ten Thousand Years !]

    Take a f*cking bow America! You refused every effort to keep you from the gold, but Trump’s great genius has made this day.

    America, you know those extra long ties Trump likes to wear? Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Pinky?

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    PhilipOlson  almost 2 years ago

    It would flop big time at the box office due to plot errors.

    Nobody will believe the citizens of America engineered their own deaths. That the peoples of the United States would gleefully join to support a person who hates them and is concentrating all of the US’s resources to destroying the system that enabled it.

    Too unbelievable, no thinking person would be willing to waste time on such a preposterous premise.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Do the opposite of anything Trump says and you’ll be fine.

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    Dtroutma  almost 2 years ago

    The stupidity epidemic has been spreading for several years.

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    sevaar777  almost 2 years ago

    The gut is much too small.. And looks too healthy.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    n 2017, the White House’s National Security Council Directorate for Global Health Security and Biodefense survived the transition intact. Its mission was the same as when the Obama administration established it after the Ebola epidemic of 2014: to do everything possible within the vast powers and resources of the U.S. government to prepare for the next disease outbreak and prevent it from becoming an epidemic or pandemic.One year later, the White House dissolved the office, leaving the country less prepared for pandemics like covid-19.The U.S. government’s slow and inadequate response to the new coronavirus underscores the need for organized, accountable leadership to prepare for and respond to pandemic threats.In a health security crisis, speed is essential. When this new coronavirus emerged, there was no clear White House-led structure to oversee our response, and we lost valuable time. Health systems are struggling to test patients and keep pace with growing caseloads. The specter of rapid community transmission and exponential growth is real and daunting. The job of a White House pandemics office would have been to get ahead: to accelerate the response, empower experts, anticipate failures, and act quickly and transparently to solve problems. It’s impossible to assess the full impact of the 2018 decision to disband the White House office responsible for this work, but it is clear that eliminating the office has contributed to the federal government’s sluggish domestic response. What’s especially concerning about the absence of this office today is that it was originally set up because a previous epidemic made the need for it quite clear.When asked about the slow roll-out of coronavirus tests in the U.S. on March 13, President Trump responded, “I don’t take responsibility at all.” Trump is not just responsible for it. He owns it The Trump Plague is not just his responsibility. It’s his fault.

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    Babs Maloney Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Vote Blue in November

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    Ryan Plut  almost 2 years ago

    Got a postcard in the mail yesterday: “PRESIDENT TRUMP’S CORONAVIRUS GUIDELINES FOR AMERICA” (yes, it was in ALL CAPS). I can just see Cheeto telling his minions “No, NO, NO! My name’s gotta be on it, and make sure it’s bigly!”

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