Man: I was protesting the President's restrictive and unnecessary health reforms, when my sign fell and hit me.
Woman: Your insurance plan doesn't cover "protest sign injuries."
Fine Print Caveats and Restrictions
and besides you neglected to tell us that carrying protest signs was a pre-existing condition of yours, therefore, you are guilty of fraud and your policy is hereby rescinded retroactively
and besides you neglected to tell us that carrying protest signs was a pre-existing condition of yours, therefore, you are guilty of fraud and your policy is hereby rescinded retroactively
you now owe us money