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Matt Bors for January 15, 2015
January 12, 2015
January 20, 2015
Transcript:
EVERYTHING IS BAD. Jihadists think murdering cartoonists is cool if you don't like their work. Terrorist: Enhanced letter-to-the-editor techniques! The "Free Press" can't even bring themselves to show you some meh comics... News Anchor: Pixelated for human safety. And it's perhaps a bit crass to go full victim blamer. Man: Murder is bad, SURE... But the cartoonists were NO ANGELS. If I'm killed by the humorless, please bury me in the giant pencil coffin I deserve for my brave, brave doodles. "FREE SPEECH" Yay comics!
warjoski Premium Member about 8 years ago
I notice his coffin doesn’t have any teeth marks on the outside. I would have pegged Bors as a chewer.
avarner about 8 years ago
And if you use Comic Sans, you are really risking it all….
moosemin about 8 years ago
Religion are humorless. Yet, was it Voltaire(?) that once said “God is a comedian, playing to an audience which is afraid to laugh!”
Quipss about 8 years ago
“Not an angel” seems to make up the backbone of a lot of spineless arguments.
If you are poor you have no right to talk, or have an opinion about welfare.
If you are arrested you have no right to talk or have an opinion over prison reform.
If you are not invested in green energy you clearly don’t believe in it and therefor should not be listed to.
If you are invested in green energy you clearly have a conflict of interest and should therefor not be listed to.
Some Palestinians are violent religious fundamentalists, ergo all Palestinians should be routinely punished.
No argument should matter based on who you are, no rights should be waved because of what you are/were suspected of doing.
rossevrymn about 8 years ago
Self pity masturbation
William Bednar Premium Member about 8 years ago
The real question is: would you rather be a pencil or a pencil pusher?