Matt Bors for February 13, 2013
February 11, 2013
February 15, 2013
Transcript:
Boy: "I was trying to save people and... I got dispended." Principal: I've added three invisible guards to the playground. See? Teacher: Pew! Freeze cannon. Your imagination is useless! Principal: Teachers-- on your desks! Lucy says the floor is lava! A Colorado woman says her seven-year-old was suspended from school for throwing a pretend grenade during recess. Schools are going to have to do more to protect children from make-believe attacks. Arm faculty with fantasy firearms. Prepare lockdown procedures.
ransomdstone about 10 years ago
Rock thowing is what David did to kill Goliath. No grenade needed.
ossiningaling about 10 years ago
So much for playing army. You know if the kids would just plant imaginary IEDs in the faculty lounge, this wouldn’t be an issue.
2011worldchamps about 10 years ago
As part of protection from make-believe attacks, schools should bring back class prayers to the make-believe god.
stamps about 10 years ago
If I ad a kid today he/she would be home-schooled.
chayasnana about 10 years ago
The story is completely untrue.
SABRSteve about 10 years ago
I also heard about the rock throwing. But aside from that, a democrat pundit admitted that our boys are being feminized. There is a difference between the sexes.
adherent#1 about 10 years ago
Todays Public Education System should be well acquainted with make-believe…they specialize in a pretend curiculuum.