Matt Bors for April 09, 2012
Judge #1: Cops can strip-search anyone they arrest. Judge #2: The founders believed in life, liberty and the pursuit of contraband inside your body cavities. Judge #3: The need for security outweighs your need to sit down comfortably. Judge #4: As long as they don't check prostates - that's invasive government health care. Judge #5: Drugs, knives, bombs, you can hide a lot up a bum. Judge #1: It's where we pull all of our rulings from.
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