Matt Bors for December 29, 2008
A well-grounded conspiracy theory is gaining attention on the internet... Man: BARACK OBAMA FORGED HIS GIFT CERTIFICATE!! Obama CLAIMS to have received a $50 gift certificate for BORDERS BOOKS as a Christmas present - but has yet to produce a copy for the press. Barack Obama: LOOK...I, uh...used it when I was in Hawaii...picked up a "Peanuts" collection. Good stuff. But research by Librulstomper,WordTurd.Blog blew a thousand holes in that fairy tale. Man: And I quote: "Valid thru 10/10 in lower 48 states and U.S. Virgin Ilsands." There's NO WAY he redeemed it in Hawaii! wordturd Borders Now a Borders cashier is backing Obama's story. Although she's clearly been brainwashed for the cover-up. Woman: I let him use the card anyway. Anything for OBAMA! Keep refreshing the blogs for the latest. This thing could get huge.
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