Matt Bors for August 29, 2008
John McCain has an all-purpose defense to deflect criticism. John McCain: Count my houses? I WAS BRUTALLY TORTURED IN 'NAM! Obamas lack of PTSD worries voters. But his campaign has a surprise: Man: Barack wasn't vacationing with Granny in Hawaii - he was being TORTURED AT GITMO! Those who sign up can have video sent to their cell phones to verify his manly experience. Soldier: I don't hear any purdy speeches now! ZAP! Barack Obama: CHANGE! I need to change my pants! Not to be outdone, McCain gets himself captured and beheaded by terrorists. John McCain: I would rather lose my head than this election!
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