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Matt Bors for June 27, 2008
"On October 2, 2002, Senior CIA Attorney Jonathan Fredman met with staff at Guantanamo to discuss harsh interrogation...'IF THE DETAINEE DIES, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.'" - The Media Consortium 6-18-08 Man #1: What words of wisdom. Strangely compassionate for the CIA, though. Man #2: You couldn't get better advice from Tim Russert's father. Man #1: And you can adapt it to fit any profession - except slaughterhouse employee and car bomber. Man #2: Every time I kill someone, I go back to the beginning and figure out where I slipped up. Man #1: We should put it in the eighth amendment: IF THEY DIE, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! Man #2: So few people know what that is, they'll never get this punchline.
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