Get born into a wealthy family, use family money and contacts.
Just ask Rafa Benitez !
First you gotta do 3 of the 4 “Then” things before you can do #1 of the “Now” things.
Or: 1. Be born rich. 2. Squander your inherited money while building up your “brand”. 3. Grift new money from rubes who believe your rants about “traitors” who did imagined mean things to you…
Shouldn’t the guy on the right have an “F” on his shirt and the colors be “blue” and “orange”?
Next year it will be the colors white and red that will be looking for their 5th coach in 22 years.
Run a company broke, take a buyout. Run up millions in bills, file for bankruptcy. Be a Republican politician. Any of the above.
Get a huge inheritance. Run every thing you do into the ground. Borrow tons of money then file bankruptcy. Don’t pay your contractors. Litigate litigate litigate. Run for President.
A reality check cartoon.