Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for June 10, 2022

Should have “ducked”.

Next time Marm, keep your nose – out of “Mom’s” business!!

/SHMIRK/

Geese are mean. I still remember being chased by one when I was a child, and that was over 40 years ago.

AND territorial too.

Maybe you can read him your favorite swan song.

Marm has become just one of the kids!

You mean Marm got goosed?

We had geese when I was a kid. The things were good at being “watch-geese” and would raise a fuss any time they saw something night or day that prompted their response. The down side was you could be minding your own business, doing whatever chores you had to do and one or two would attack you, biting you. They’d bite a plug out of you if they had the chance.

Well it was a Canada Goose, crazy foreigners.

Should have said something sooner. He will only be suspicious now.

that goose honked at him…how rude!