Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for January 29, 2022

Not that you’re gonna get it.

They lack any bargaining “chips”.

Run for your life, Marm!

Do you have any Barfo dog food on the truck ?

It’s not just ANY animal controller that can attempt to catch Marm!

“You will respect my authoritah!”

LOL. You will never catch Marmaduke.

“ Quick! Skip to Chapter 2!”

Good luck with that!

Yeah. Right.

No, first you reclassify him as a horse, then you go along your way — quietly.

So, set the net down, and go get him a side of beef.

I think the first thing you need to do is get your track shoes on, It looks like Marm is getting ready to run.

It seems obvious to me that whoever wrote the book does not know Marm.