She thinks you should eat more apples.
Dagnabbit. I told her to use natural remedies instead of commercial shampoos.
Oh, no – I’m seeing the beginnings of a hairline fracture in this fairytale relationship!
I was going to surprise you. I was looking at buying you a thirty-foot-long Afghan hound. :)
I would not want to be the one unclogging drains In Rapunzels household.