Maintaining by Nate Creekmore for October 02, 2022
Marcus: Are you kidding me? Chuck Norris has a book? Chuck?! He's one of the worst martial arts actors of all time! He's worse than Seagal... worse than Billy Banks... he's worse than Van Damme! Yeah, I said it! Sometimes I watch "Way of the Dragon" just to see Bruce beat the stew out of him! Anton: You DO realize Chuck Norris could kick your behind, right? Marcus: Wait, is that supposed to make me hate him more or less...? Anton: He's got a roundhouse kick with your name on it.