Maintaining by Nate Creekmore for July 03, 2007
Marcus: I got it, Anton! I've FINALLY figured it out! Females love these trashy magazines that tell them about men, so I'm going to start my own magazine for women... depicting the ideal man as a slightly awkward, underweight guy with sporadic chest hair... thus making myself a hot commodity! I can't lose! Anton: "Slightly" awkward...?