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M2Bulls by Marty Two Bulls Sr. for April 30, 2020

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    Concretionist  7 months ago

    I always enjoy Marty’s “trump hair” critters!

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    Daeder  7 months ago

    No supporter of Il Douche thinks that there’s ANYTHING too big to swallow. We know this because his lies have just gotten bigger and bigger.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 7 months ago

    Another great one, Mr. Two Bulls.

    Love the critter having protective eyewear, too!.

    That’s right, kill all the bacteria in your large intestine and you’ll be like that bull.

    Side effects include:

    Explosive Excretion

    Sunburned rectum

    Interesting new microbes if you fail to clean the tube…

    And Remember D. J, Trump Quack Industries bears no responssibility for any adverse reactions

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 7 months ago

    Why am I reminded of “perineum sunning”?

    Which only goes to show, some “enlightened” individuals aren’t.

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    wiatr Premium Member 7 months ago

    I love it! Thank you sir.

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    feverjr  7 months ago

    As Professor Farnsworth says, “Good news everyone. It’s a suppository!”

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    sevaar777  7 months ago

    I see the alien brain parasite is still successfully scheming the ultimate demise of the human species.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 7 months ago

    Donnie NEEDS a real rally. With a huuuge crowd praising him to the sky. You can tell he’s going through withdrawal.

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    wyneaux  7 months ago

    Don’t be my enema

    Can’t you see, what you’re doing to me?

    Don’t be my enema

    Can’t you see, what an effect this is having on me?

    Apologies to DARREN COSTIN, JACK HUES, NICK FELDMAN (Wang Chung)

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    pcolli  7 months ago

    Dear Leader does it again.

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    • Thomas  7 months ago

    I think this one is gonna stick it, so to speak.

    For Hillary it was e-mail

    Mitt’s was the 47%

    McCain had Palin

    Kerry effectively lost on 9/11

    Gore & the internet

    Bush, Sr. discovering bar-codes

    Carter & the hostages

    Nixon stonewalling & swearing on tape

    McGovern and the $1000

    Bobby died

    Eagleton cried…

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    Fiona D Premium Member 7 months ago

    This is awesome, Marty! So much awesome in one place.

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    ed27  7 months ago

    Let Pence or Jared do the insertions; you know they’ve been suppressing that desire for a very long time…

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    OldCoal  7 months ago

    I say, line em’ up!

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    William Bednar Premium Member 7 months ago

    You try it first, Uncle Donny.

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    brwydave Premium Member 7 months ago

    Rising from a sea of red hats – almost god like.

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Republicans have been saying that to the USA since Nixon.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 7 months ago

    Form two lines please.. trump will personally do the ladies.. Pence gets the men.

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    ncorgbl  7 months ago

    Another ‘WELL DONE!’ Marty.tRump will blow sunshine up anyone’s 6.

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    Thomas R. Williams  7 months ago

    Penetrant t-Rump

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 7 months ago

    Won’t their heads be in the way??

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    sandflea  7 months ago

    Nailed it Marty.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 7 months ago

    For an additional $9.95, there’s a model equipped with built-in thermometer.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  7 months ago

    For Trump supporters, this could cause brain damage.

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 7 months ago

    You have to be mentally ill to be a Trumpublican in the first place.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 7 months ago

    Excellent Marty ♥

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    sandflea  7 months ago

    No lie is too big for his loyal followers to swallow.

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    DaveQuinn  7 months ago

    Funny how Florida has LOTS of heat and sun…and they have a VERY high rate of deaths.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 7 months ago

    All without the use of lube !!

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    cageywayne Premium Member 7 months ago

    I can see him nominating himself for a Nobel prize in medicine after this. Yeah. He would do that.

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