I googled night gallery monologue to remind myself the phrasing, fully intending to modify it to make it more appropriate. Then, reading same, I’m reluctantly going with the more fitting cut and paste, if you will.
“Good evening, and welcome to a private showing of three paintings, displayed here for the first time. Each is a collectors’ item in its own way – not because of any special artistic quality, but because each captures on a canvas, and suspends in time and space, a frozen moment of a nightmare.
As our third selection, an item from the past. That uniquely American institution known as the pitchman. The wheeler and dealer of magical nostrums guaranteed to cure, to palliate, to bring back the glow of health to everything but a cadaver. Bottled dreams, if you will. Our painting is called Dr. Stringfellow’s Rejuvenator. Drink hearty“
This to the failed businessman/ PT Barnum self absorbed…
Nighthawks Premium Member over 3 years ago
grape? cherry? which kool-ade do you prefer?
Name your poison
Triker2011 over 3 years ago
THIS IS THE BEST LUG NUTS I HAVE EVER SEEN! AND TOTALLY APPROPRIATE!!!
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
I googled night gallery monologue to remind myself the phrasing, fully intending to modify it to make it more appropriate. Then, reading same, I’m reluctantly going with the more fitting cut and paste, if you will.
“Good evening, and welcome to a private showing of three paintings, displayed here for the first time. Each is a collectors’ item in its own way – not because of any special artistic quality, but because each captures on a canvas, and suspends in time and space, a frozen moment of a nightmare.
As our third selection, an item from the past. That uniquely American institution known as the pitchman. The wheeler and dealer of magical nostrums guaranteed to cure, to palliate, to bring back the glow of health to everything but a cadaver. Bottled dreams, if you will. Our painting is called Dr. Stringfellow’s Rejuvenator. Drink hearty“
This to the failed businessman/ PT Barnum self absorbed…
rklittle Premium Member over 3 years ago
Rod would have voted for The Trumpster; they are both Winners