Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for November 16, 2019
Customer: ... and fifteen "Hefty Heifers," seventeen large fries, and nineteen "Bladder Busters." Neil: Got it! Your total is $77.68. Customer: Can you change a hundred? Man: It's the smallest bill we've got! Neil: Um, I'll need to check with my manager... Elvin: Looks clean, Neil. Neil: Okay, sirs... here's your food! Man: You know what? We're not hungry anymore! How 'boot we just throw it all in the trash, eh? Customer: Ha ha! See you later, peasants! Elvin: #&*@! Canadians and their robust dollar.