Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for September 21, 2019
Girl Scout: *sob* Boo hoo hoo! Gary: Hey there, little girl... what's the matter? Girl Scout: *sniff* I have to sell a box of cookies or I can't go to Scout Camp! Gary: One box of cookies? Well, shoot! I'll buy a box from you! How much do I owe you? Girl Scout: You will? Gee, thanks, mister! Our restaurants are equipped with cameras and sophisticated profiling software, so we can prepare the food you will probably order even before you order it! If it isn't Lucky Cow, it isn't fast food.