Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for June 15, 2019
Clare: Boy, our shift ran really late. DO you have a watch, Neil? Neil: I don't need a watch, Clare! I've learned to tell time using the sun! Clare: That's great, genius. But it's nighttime! Neil: Well, that's why I carry this whistle! Clare: A whistle? How will a whistle tell you what time it is? Neil: It's simple! Noise: Fweeeee! Voice: Hey, you idiot! It's one o'clock in the morning!