Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for March 15, 2019
Lucky Cow: Let your congressman know that you oppose an increase in the minimum wage! Not sure WHY you should oppose this sensible-sounding legislation? Consider... it would only REWARD the thousands of illegal immigrants who work at Lucky Cow! We would have to raise the price of those fries you're eating by 3 cents! It would mean you don't get paid much better than a fast-food worker! Do you really want to have to say that?