Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for October 29, 2006

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Clare: You're early, Neil. Did you change your clock for daylight savings? Neil: Nope. And I'm not going to! Every year, we save an hour in the spring, but then we squander it away in the fall! We've forgotten how to save for the future! No wonder America is so far behind the times! Did you know that Japan is 14 hours ahead of us? And 19 ahead of those slackers in Hawaii! If we're ever going to catch up to the Japanese, we have to save every hour we can! Clare: Neil, Japan is just in another time zone! We'll never be able to "catch up" to them. Sheesh! Neil: Some people just want America to fail. Enjoy hands-free eating with a Lucky Cow feedbag!