Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for February 15, 2004

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Clare: Dad, remember you said I could quit if I found another job? Gary: If it's a good job... Clare: Well, I'm hannging up my apron. I'm going to be a freelance critic! Gary: Er... a freelance critic? Clare: You know how good I am at telling people what's wrong with them... so I'll just start charging for that tidbit of information! Gary: Clare, don't you think there's enough criticism in the world already? Clare: I can't help it if this is where my talents lie. Gary: Well, I'm not going to let you criticize people for money. Clare: What? Why not? Gary: let's just say the world has reached its critical mass. Clare: Okay, here's a freebie--you're way too critical of us critics!