Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for July 24, 2003
Clare: I'm just saying, a large plumbing accident might be less likely to occur if my salary were tripled. Elvin: If anything goes down a toilet, Clare, it will be followed by your paycheck. Gary: Clare, why aren't you working? I just said I'd like more exertion from you. Clare: Huh... I guess that makes more sense. I thought you said extortion.