Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 20, 2022

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    lvlax  over 2 years ago

    I think Nil is expressing his frustrations about Bernice quite well, right now.

    Instead of a make out session, are we going to witness a breakup?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    letting in a stranger… yeah, let’s go with that

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    J. Scarbrough  over 2 years ago

    If the neighbor is Gladys Kravitz, maybe. . . .

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    Linnorm  over 2 years ago

    Gotta hand it to Nil: he knows how to think on his feet.

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    BabyBlue  over 2 years ago

    Poor little Puddles is thinking Uh-oh, what IS that?…..

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    Kymberleigh  over 2 years ago

    For all of Bernice’s lauding her intelligence over everyone every chance she gets, Nil appears to be the smarter of the two.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 2 years ago

    And the train wreck continues to develop.

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    Tyge  over 2 years ago

    The boy’s got game!

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    Z-bert  over 2 years ago

    Sounds like Nil understands how Bernice thinks.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    time for a thrill with Nil, if Bern can chill!

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    Tyge  over 2 years ago

    Are these opening moves to the big dance. Bernice is lookin’ good this week!

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    basilisk Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Will.he fix the cable?

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    hersheyjgm  over 2 years ago

    Could it be he’s used this entry technique before?

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    AgingComicFan  over 2 years ago

    Gee I wonder if the Degroots will find him.

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    KhurramHashmi  over 2 years ago

    Bernice: …. “Bowchikkabowow!” :D

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    Brdshtt Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Greg and his innuendos – Nil is bringing his “package” over for Bernice.

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    beb01  over 2 years ago

    I think the neighbors would freak just seeing Nil on the street, package or no package. He’s a bit weird looking.

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    BJShipley1  over 2 years ago

    The neighbors are just glad Bernice is distracted and therefore not listening with a glass against their front doors.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Bernie likes kinky.

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    alasko  over 2 years ago

    Yes, Bern’s eyes light up at the idea of kinky. She’s super freaky.

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    Willow Mt Lyon  over 2 years ago

    Puddles is wondering who’s that?

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    Rhetorical_Question   over 2 years ago

    Did Bernice dress-up? Or she wearing airbuds?

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    What? We have to wait yet another day before anything happens? Prepare for an anticlimax.

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    Rhetorical_Question   over 2 years ago

    Where’s Tara? Isn’t the front room sofa where Tara sleeps?

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    Brdshtt Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Abbott and Costello – “Who’s On Top?”

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    Rhetorical_Question   over 2 years ago

    Isn’t Monstro a rival ?

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    Rhetorical_Question   over 2 years ago

    Nil is a Community College Art Student?

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    Yuban333  over 2 years ago

    You seem more than just a little hopeful there Bernice at the thought of Nil being in to kinky roll playing.

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    luann1212  over 2 years ago

    Bern likes kinky as someone said above, and Nil is smart and aware of the potential embarrassing issues. But a breakup is not what is going on. People project so much with Been they totally miss the story.

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    Dreamdeer  over 2 years ago

    Oh, he knows her well!

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    But if the neighbors don’t see an Amazon delivery truck, they might still call the police.

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    STEPUP  over 2 years ago

    This is serious now, Bernie is even wearing earrings!!!

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    mobeydick  over 2 years ago

    She has dressed up sexy for him as well.

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    wyzard53  over 2 years ago

    Nil’s got through the first Bernice navigational hazards. This shows promise.

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    drewpamon  over 2 years ago

    Bernice is following in her parent’s footsteps.

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    kenhense  over 2 years ago

    So far in this strip tease, Bernice has taken off one sock.

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    Caldonia  over 2 years ago

    Wait until the Dekooks get home. She’ll hide him under the bed, or make him leave thru the window.

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    jr1234  over 2 years ago

    SNL skit if he carried it a bit lower.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Nil knows Bernice even better than Bernice herself. Maybe he’s a little ironic about her fears, but I don’t think what he’s doing is an exaggeration and he does it for her ♡. Bernice will feel safe with him♡.

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    twstd  over 2 years ago

    Nil has done this before haha

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    Johnnyrico  over 2 years ago

    Break up break up break up break up break up break up break up break up break up……

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    Decepticomic  over 2 years ago

    Get ready for disappointment. In multiple ways.

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    jrankin1959  over 2 years ago

    You’re learning, Nil…

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    ekw555  over 2 years ago

    it’s a box full of whipped cream & handcuffs.

    really should have left the whipped cream in the container.

    live & learn.

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    Drag0nr1der  over 2 years ago

    He know’s Bernice so well! ;)

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    D.E.N.  over 2 years ago

    I don’t know …. something tells me that this ain’t gonna end well.

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    Bernedoodle  over 2 years ago

    Time for Bernice to enter the transfer portal with her N. I. L.

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Bernice likes a man who is strange and mysterious.

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    Nick Wright  over 2 years ago

    1, cut a hole in a box 2, put your junk in that box 3, make her open the box And that’s the way you do it

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    Ontman  over 2 years ago

    Puddles looks befuddled.

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    lmuller7  over 2 years ago

    Oh ! Sweet , " UTE ! "

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    rhpii  over 2 years ago

    Bernice is going to run and change into her school girl uniform.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Snerk.

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    MS72  over 2 years ago

    The Postman always rings twice.

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    momcom  over 2 years ago

    Game point to Nil for the useage of ludicrosity in the battle against ludicrosity.

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    GirlGeek Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Poor Nil…but honestly how do we 2+ weeks of Bernice and her nerves and only 1+ week of an actual Luann storyline?

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    Frank Farkel Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The whole thing is just a tease. Remember Luann and Quill in the pitch black room making all sorts of noises before turning on the lights and cutting it off. Bern is way too uptight to lose her maidenhood before marriage. Still, it would be something to talk about for quite a while if it did happen.

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    kingbrlee Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Bernice will wake up from her dream by Saturday’s strip.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    “But he can keep his hat on..”

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    comic reader 22  over 2 years ago

    So all she does is put on earrings? Oh well, just don’t let the dog out.

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    comicboyz  over 2 years ago

    and its a big and heavy one.

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Someone’s going to get lucky today

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    Miles VanDelay  over 2 years ago

    I know this is the least likely scenario, but I hope the Evans’ end this arc by at least hinting that Nil and Bern got it on.

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    dv1093  over 2 years ago

    “Kinky role play?” Well – this is going to get interesting. How come this never happens to Luann?

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    locake  over 2 years ago

    I bet Bernice would like to see his package. I hope they don’t show her unwrapping his package.

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    mountainclimber  over 2 years ago

    There is something different about Bernice’s face in the 3rd panel, made me think of what she might look like as a middle-aged woman.

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    Holilubillkori Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The word for today is ”Banana”… ( ͡  ͜ʖ ͡ )

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    yoda1234  over 2 years ago

    You notice, of course, that she’s SMILING when she asks about “kinky role-play”??

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    marisas03  over 2 years ago

    Did anyone else notice little Puddle’s face?

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    Cincoflex  over 2 years ago

    He knows her so well already!

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    CynthiaLeigh  over 2 years ago

    D*ck in a box?

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    artmer  over 2 years ago

    Nil, don’t be a dope.

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    locake  over 2 years ago

    I wonder where Nil got the package. I hope he is not a porch pirate.

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    question is who will walk in on them

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    calliarcale  over 2 years ago

    Nil knows Bernice better than she knows herself. ;-)

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Nil’s will get a better view of things if he removes the hair from his eye!

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    wingnutsrus  over 2 years ago

    Anyone want to bet that Bernice will get pregnant before Toni?

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    nufalready  over 2 years ago

    Actually I think it’s time for Bernice to get her freak on.

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    cooterrichards  over 2 years ago

    So, lucky Bernice! Apparently Nils has a heavy package!

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    Joe1962  over 2 years ago

    Nil is the Fed Ex guy.

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    Statick  over 2 years ago

    Nil the Plumber is here to clean Bernice’s pipework.

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    Bobbin Dobbins  over 2 years ago

    “What’s that you say? You can’t pay for this package?”

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    Ubermick  over 2 years ago

    BERNICE IS INTO KINKY ROLEPLAY! It’s finally happening! The oul’ shrew’s going to get her cobwebs knocked loose!

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    Rae Suzanne  over 2 years ago

    Nil is sick of Bernice being embarrassed of their relationship.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 2 years ago

    Respect for her minor idiosyncrasies.

    Once again he gets points for thoughtfulness.

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    The Quiet One  over 2 years ago

    I think the real question is, do you want it to be some kinky role play?

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    BlueKnight1966  over 2 years ago

    Give a box, get a box?

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    destry1970  over 2 years ago

    If it was’nt on her mind she would not of said it, but what is kinky for Bernice?

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    daddo52  over 2 years ago

    But what will the neighbors say when he doesn’t leave? Will they call the police?

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    RSH  over 2 years ago

    maybe Puddles will freak; looks like he’s doing so already.

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    comicboyz  over 2 years ago

    As fun as this looks, Luann or her parents or her brother will walk in on them before anything even remotely happens

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    BlitzMcD  over 2 years ago

    “Kinky role play”? She IS a shameless hussy, after all.

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    computerprogrammer2028  over 2 years ago

    Now that they have all the privacy they wanted, now what? Ah yes, it’s time for that timely interruption. But who shall be behind door #1 to be that interruption?

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    Mooshki Premium Member over 2 years ago

    She’s already talking role play and they haven’t even made it to second base?

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    leighabc123  over 2 years ago

    Who will catch Nil and Bernice? Maybe Shannon?

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    TheBigPickle  over 2 years ago

    The way Bern is talking, it seems that they’ve already known one another in the biblical sense.

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    HodgeElmwood  over 2 years ago

    If it was kinky role-play, Bernice would freak out over the fact that she’s “into kinky role-play ohmygawd!”

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    Maybe the guy who commented about romance with today’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ was on to something.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Mildly creative, Nil, but not a prize-winner.

    Nonetheless, now that you are in the DeGroot house, I guess you and Bernie can get down and dirty. That is the real objective, is it not?

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    kittysquared Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The irony of course: Bern got all judgmental when she believed Luann had a boy in her room overnight, but is quite fine to sneak in Nil. Not even her own home.

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    mfought  over 2 years ago

    I hate to say it this strip is getting boring and weird

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