Luann by Greg Evans for April 14, 2022

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    lvlax  4 months ago

    I always feeeel like… ♫ the Ladybirders are watchin’ me.. ♫ and I have no privacy lol

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    Bernice, you can’t get reported for kissing your boyfriend at the park. What is she thinking?!? lol

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    AnyFace  4 months ago

    NEXT:

    ”More.” ✨
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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  4 months ago

    Yeah, the “ladybirders”? Not the people calling out from off screen in the final panel?

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    Tyge Premium Member 4 months ago

    A rare sighting. Nesting twits!

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    alasko  4 months ago

    Bernice wanting to be arrested? She wants handcuffs?

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    Prescott_Philosopher   4 months ago

    I presume one of the “ladybirders” is important to our plot.

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    beb01  4 months ago

    Just another way of saying “Get a Room!” You know the back seat of Bernice’s car offers a lot more privacy than a bush.

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    J. Scarbrough  4 months ago

    This reminds me of something I experienced about a decade ago, and I swear I am not exaggerating one iota of any of this. I was in an IHOP, and there was a young couple sitting in a booth; they just kind of sat there snuggling each other and maybe occasionally pecking each other on the cheek. Eventually, the servers brought their food out to their table (and it looked like they ordered a freakin’ banquet), which seemed to set them off, as they finally began a full-on make-out session at their table, and trust me, everybody was watching. Eventually, a manager came out and politely asked if they could be a little more mindful of the other customers in the restaurant who were trying to enjoy their meals . . . the couple absolutely went off on the manager, clamoring that they were going to call IHOP’s corporate office and report the manager for harassing them before they stormed out of the restaurant without even touching any of the food that covered their table. After a brief moment of silence, one old fart sitting in a back corner said out loud, “I was startin’ to get excited!”

    I felt like all of this was like something out of a SEINFELD episode.

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    Z-bert  4 months ago

    Will this lead to Nil and Bernice deciding to move in together?

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    Caldonia  4 months ago

    It’s Gunther’s llama ladies!

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    Robin Harwood  4 months ago

    What about the birds? Have these ladybirders asked them if they want to be watched?

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    Pointspread  4 months ago

    Who Bernice thinks they would be “reported” to is a mystery. But she has made progress: a year ago she freaked out after kissing Nil, now she seems to be a little better with it. And if she hadn’t gone off in front of Luann’s mom I might never have known the definition of soubrette or sybarite!

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    jea9hrkr  4 months ago

    Bernice would probably try to report peopleshe saw kissing in the park.

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    Crann Bethadh  4 months ago

    Yeah, if you happen to spot a couple making out in the park, always yell “YoHoo!” at them.

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    Susan00100  4 months ago

    Apparently, the “Lady Birders” are a bunch of busybody old biddies who can’t mind their own business.

    I wonder—if (and when) their gossip reaches the De Groot’s, will Frank and Nancy throw Bernice out??

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    Lady birders are looking for love birds!

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    STEPUP  4 months ago

    Looks like Nil was about to do a flagrante delicto, and cause those ‘lady birders’ to swoon!!

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    Airman  4 months ago

    Greg is always prepared to keep his characters from going X-rated.

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    Rhetorical_Question   4 months ago

    Seniors with binoculars? A twist in the storyline?

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    gnmnrbl  4 months ago

    Bernice, last i checked a PDA isn’t illegal. On the other hand if you or nil had your hands in each other’s waistband, THAT would be another story. But know this bernice, you want some nil but because you’re getting caught doing PDA’s in public - you’re getting “nil.”

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    Joe Petitjean  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Maybe the ladybirders or Lady bird watchers.

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    kenhense  4 months ago

    I hope this is not gonna be something dumb…

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    Brdshtt Premium Member 4 months ago

    If it was the 1970’s, it could be a CB Break, “Yoo Hoo, breakeroo, CB Savage here, c’mon…”

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    Willow Mt Lyon  4 months ago

    Bernice is so paranoid.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Heck, I say let the “Ladybirders” watch.

    Because if there was ever a couple that needed a “cheering section,” it’s you two. :-)

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    Liam Astle Premium Member 4 months ago

    She’s going to report you to park management.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member 4 months ago

    The ones “YoHooing” will run up and start tucking dollar bills in Nil’s scarf.

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    Vilyehm  4 months ago

    Unseen 4th panel of three little old ladies with binoculars about their necks, holding up Olympic score cards...8.7 Bernice.

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    Better luck next time.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 4 months ago

    A whole bunch of elderly women are watching them and Mrs. Horner is the only one with enough good sense to warn the couple!? SHE’S THE BEST!!! Nil and Bernice are lovely ♡. He wants to make her feel safe and she knows she can trust him. I wonder if Mrs. Horner will suggest them to move in together. Maybe Bernice could become a more likable person if she start a cohabitation with her boyfriend.

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    bookworm0812  4 months ago

    For some reason the comic isn’t coming up for me right now. But no biggie. I read it in the comics from the local paper.

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    TampaFanatic1  4 months ago

    What would be hilarious is if one of the “LadyBirds” actually snapped a photograph of our young lovers and then got one of their grand kids to post it on their Facebook page for them and it went viral there and then jumped to platforms that the Luann gang actually go to, much to Bern’s total embarrassment.

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    Wesley_B  4 months ago

    No, Bernice, she doesn’t believe that you were doing the horizontal boogie.

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    sueb1863  4 months ago

    Bernice doesn’t seem to really understand how romance works in real life. Who would they be “reported” to?

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    PaulAbbott2  4 months ago

    I be betting some of the Ladybirders have social media. Very, very soon, Luann, Jack, Tiff, Gunther et al will know about the Bernie/Nil lovefest

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    Johnnyrico  4 months ago

    I didn’t know it was illegal to suck face in a public park while hiding behind the bushes.

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    LawrenceS  4 months ago

    Some secluded spots are less secluded than others.

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    Anon4242  4 months ago

    A group of people out bird watching with binoculars is bound to become aware of whatever is going down in the bushes and it’s not the hugging and kissing so much as the possible follow on sexual encounter that they might be able to observe that the kids are being warned about. Bird watchers are often looking for birds in secluded spots and some of those binoculars are really powerful and can see things from a LONG way away.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member 4 months ago

    Surprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Decepticomic  4 months ago

    Bernice already sucks, but now she’s turned on by public displays of affection… And people complain about Shannon.

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    rhpii  4 months ago

    They need to know where the poison ivy is located. You know for when things really get going.

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    What those two have is beautiful and you won’t destroy it!

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    ddjg  4 months ago

    And Nil puts on his best one-eyed Mysterious Pete face, from the Kin-der-kids—well, seems to me . .

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    Billavi Premium Member 4 months ago

    The ladybirders wouldn’t mind seeing some Johnson

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    ctolson  4 months ago

    It’s party time! A gossip party of old ladies that is.

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    Same2Ubuddy Premium Member 4 months ago

    Reminds me of the time the girl’s field hockey team walked in on me when I was…….nevermind.

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    GaryCooper  4 months ago

    “Two, four, six, eight, Don’t make love by the garden gate, ‘Cause love might be blind, but the neighbors ain’t.”

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    GaryCooper  4 months ago

    Yeah, really, kids, it’s time to get a room.

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    Wubbie  4 months ago

    Listen to her. She’s been there, done that.

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    comic reader 22  4 months ago

    Bernice is praying that they get “reported”, hoping it will make this stop. Nil is creeping me out big time. He acts like he’s slowly grooming Bernice for the big act. Anyone should be able to see that she is not ready for a sexual relationship. Physically ready yes, mentally no.

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 4 months ago

    They are birdwatchers. They inadvertently see B&N’s activities, while looking for a Marbled Murrelet.

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 4 months ago

    Amazing head swivel on Nil in last panel!

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    198.23.5.11  4 months ago

    A dozen little old ladies with binoculars.

    And all of them are named Ann Landers or Abigail Van Buren!

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    So, the one place Bernice decides to do her love making it’s in an amphitheatre. Good move.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Who are the ladybird watchers? Peek a doers!

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    BlitzMcD  4 months ago

    The reputation of the Shameless Hussy will be sullied and besmirched! Oh the humanity…..

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  4 months ago

    I get the feeling that as a child, Bernice actually believed that there was a “permanent record” where everything bad she ever did would be reported.

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    oakie817  4 months ago

    already uploaded videos to facebook

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    Airman  4 months ago

    Another romantic adventure dead ended prematurely. I have to suspect that Greg has a dark file somewhere where all these frustrated characters get down and dirty in Tiffany’s gazebo or after hours in the Fuse.

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    Tetonbil Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ha! Okay, I laughed. A bit of a stretch but still cute.Nil is displaying a protective nature towards Bernice here which makes me feel better about him. And he was polite to Mrs. Horner. And any signs of PDA or romantic affection from Bernice is HUGE for this strip! Thank you Greg! It’s been a long time coming! Snerk!

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    Miles VanDelay  4 months ago

    I notice the two of them are keeping their hands on each other. My body language class taught me that’s a non-verbal way of saying “I’m into this person”.

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  4 months ago

    Bring a large blanket. Get under said blanket. I suggest a large Harbor Freight moving blanket, because they are cheap and — who knows when you might need to protect something being moved?

    They’ll know something is going on but not what or who is involved.

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    BuckarooDave  4 months ago

    something tells me this is leading to a tryst somewhere. :-/

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    lexit07072017  4 months ago

    “Don’t make love by the garden gate.Love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t “

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    locake  4 months ago

    I thought Bernice knew Ms. Horner? It is odd that Bernice doesn’t say “Hi, Ms. Horner, how are you?” She is acting like she doesn’t know her.

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    D.E.N.  4 months ago

    This isn’t quite what I meant yesterday when I said I thought this might get interesting ….. !

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    Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member 4 months ago

    Oh to be young again.

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    BJShipley1  4 months ago

    Who goes birdwatching in a dog park? Surely if one wanted to see birds, they would pick a place where there aren’t a bunch of dogs (and their owners) scaring birds away.

    But then again, who chooses to make out at a dog park?

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member 4 months ago

    I like the way Nil placed himself between Mrs. Horner and Bernice. She must have a few of her senior home friends with her. Fun! ;-))

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    liberalnlovinit  4 months ago

    Is this the old ladies quaint way of telling Bern and Null to get a room?

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    katzpawz1a  4 months ago

    Bernice lives in her own little fantasy land and nothing there makes any real sense to those of us on the outside. She’s really a total whack job.

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    RSH  4 months ago

    now, who is this person in the last panel shouting “…Hi … Yohoo…”?

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    StoicLion1973  4 months ago

    You know this is all innocent; Bernice would tell Luann if she was thinking of…“turning in her V-card”…to Nils. I had to word that delicately.

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    luann1212 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Nil is a keeper Bernice, you future LAWYER you. She’s going to be a lawyer ya’ll, being any kind of shrink would be a disaster, but a lawyer? She will make plenty of money, enough to support Nil’s art (he’ll do okay, but he will have a starving artist period) and a family (with kids, she deserves that and not because she is that easy to get along with either, that is exactly the reason she deserves all that), but why he is a keeper is that he is SO POLITE. A gentleman actually.

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    Ben Premium Member 4 months ago

    OK (1) Old lady, you’re not the morality police to tell people what is and isn’t allowed in a public park and (2) report you to who Bernice? I swear that girl is such a bundle of fears, complexes, unresolved issues, and anxieties it’s a wonder that anyone wants anything to do with her.

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    HodgeElmwood  4 months ago

    Report them to who, exactly? Honestly, Bernice needs therapy. She wants to date Nil but she’s convinced that makes her a slut. Gettin’ tired of this baloney.

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    MT Wallet   4 months ago

    I’m not reading all these comments to find out if it has been said, but that looks like the elderly woman Luann used to be friends with.

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    eddi_tbh  4 months ago

    They chose a rather public place for some privacy.

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    Night-Gaunt49  4 months ago

    Nearly everyone can film them doing anything. This is 2022 not 1962.

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    edeloriea14  4 months ago

    Awkward!

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Bernie panics. Nil remains reasonable.

    Let’s make a deal!

    B & N will carry on carrying on.

    The Birder Ladies will continue “bird watching.”

    Everyone will be happy. Right, okay?

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    finnygirl Premium Member 4 months ago

    GOCOMICS IS STILL NOT WORKING! Doesn’t go down to the “like” or reply. I followed the instructions they gave me in their email, with the resultant annoyance of having to put in passwords on everything now. If this doesn’t clear up, I will stop coming here. The comments and replies are the reason I come here. And I won’t be back to pay my premium membership in the future, either! Boo, hiss! Five days is way too long not to get something fixed.

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    finnygirl Premium Member 4 months ago

    @Brdshtt: I see that you sent a reply to one of my comments, but since GoComics has still not seen fit to fix its program, I can’t see it. (It just takes too long to go through each and every comment. Sorry about that. As I mention above, I cleaned my cache, and it didn’t change anything. Hope they get their act together soon! I miss your replies!

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