Luann by Greg Evans for October 04, 2021

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  8 months ago

    What fine lives those two live.

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    AnyFace  8 months ago

    Hey, whatever works. ✨

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    Brdshtt Premium Member 8 months ago

    I wonder what Arnold the Pig has been up to since “Green Acres” was cancelled.

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    alasko  8 months ago

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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    Ahuehuete  8 months ago

    For some reason, I’m reminded of the scene in History of the World, Part I, where Bea Arthur’s character tell’s Mel Brook’s character “so, you’re a bulls*****r”

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    Vilyehm  8 months ago

    It would be more funny if Bets had posted this on the door to Stef and Tiffany’s room.

    ….and they both took it personally.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member 8 months ago

    I wonder where Ivlax is tonight. He usually likes to be first…

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    jea9hrkr  8 months ago

    Maybe they will cancel each other out living together and become more balanced whole real people.

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    dhoneyx  8 months ago

    Tee up for a drawn out roommate swap.

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    lvlax  8 months ago

    I wonder what job Dez thinks she’s going to get by majoring in Social Transcendence?!?

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    Scarlet Shimmer  8 months ago

    The motto of every successful influencer.

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    marilynnbyerly  8 months ago

    Can college kids actually go into debt for the rest of their lives for degrees in Spirtual Enlightenment?

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    jea9hrkr  8 months ago

    Has anyone noticed Steph has a giant head and not just her hair?

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    Nice to see some diversity in the comics…a capitalist and a humanitarian…

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    capricorn9th  8 months ago

    You forgot to include your Snapgram and your followers in your list of loves. You love followers because they mean money for you. I suspect your top love is money, Bets.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 8 months ago

    “What have I been doing? Oh dumb teen stuff like courting liars and cheaters. And then, when I met the one genuine guy that I was looking for in the first place, I responded by taking him for granted and discarding him in a parking lot. Needless to say, I’m Ready to take on Corporate America! Madison Avenue here I come!” – Bets

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    Ruth Brown  8 months ago

    Is Gunther part of Bets’ dumb teen stuff.

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    BabyBlue  8 months ago

    I like these two. At least they have goals beyond a mrs degree.

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    R.W.Singer -SF  8 months ago

    What kinda major is that? Methinks someone will be homeless shortly after graduation….

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    C  8 months ago

    Dine & dash poster

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    notbornyesterday  8 months ago

    Well, if ever saw “Pulp Fiction” you might surmise that Arnold’s “makin’ bacon”

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    Airman  8 months ago

    With those majors, Dez will create beautiful flower arrangements in a high class florist shop, and Bets will own the shop.

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    Airman  8 months ago

    After being infested by Steff and Kip, Tiffany needs to take a shower………….hold on, I’ll join you.

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    Willow Mt Lyon  8 months ago

    After college, maybe Dez will continue her studies at Unity Village.

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    Susan00100  8 months ago

    Bets is a Trump-style capitalist. Sad.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 8 months ago

    No wonder Dez is so wise and able of dealing with every kinds of situations♡! It’s nice to finally know her major.

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    dadoctah  8 months ago

    Left Brain, meet Right Brain.

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    gnmnrbl  8 months ago

    Hmmmm: Flash+ sass+ dash= cash. I wonder what this might lead to?

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    Sanspareil  8 months ago

    Well, if you believe in spirituality and the gift of man, Dez will be going to a different place than Bets!

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    jea9hrkr  8 months ago

    Failure in every aspect.

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    kenhense  8 months ago

    I couldn’t even get Google to tell me what “Social Transcendence” is. In Metaphysics, do you get a degree, or so you just finally become aware of everything?

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    ACTIVIST1234  8 months ago

    Dueling posters.

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    D.E.N.  8 months ago

    Whatna h*ll just happened? Weren’t they (and we) just standing at the dorm room door waiting for Tiff to beat the living dog dirt out of Stef ….. and now this "Hi old buddy, howya been ….. " crapp?? It seem like a whole segment of this series has been misfiled!

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    Troglodyte  8 months ago

    Okay, “same difference”, sort of…

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    Johnnyrico  8 months ago

    Rumblings of trouble in paradise on the horizon…

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    Queen of America Premium Member 8 months ago

    Where do you apply for a job in that field?

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    Decepticomic  8 months ago

    Oh Dez. What are you thinking trying to use university as a method of self-actualization and personal fulfillment? Instead of that worthless endeavor, learn spreadsheets and get a job in business administration. You won’t be happy, but you’ll maybe be more employable (no guarantees and you’ll still be in debt).

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    Ellis97  8 months ago

    Oppositely the same? What?

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    Purple People Eater  8 months ago

    You can major in social transcendence? Are there many jobs available in that field?

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    rrsltx  8 months ago

    Oh the joys of being self-centered, ruthless, materialistic, and narcissistic. Poor Gunth. If only he had a set.

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    Tyge Premium Member 8 months ago

    Well… looks like we’re off to another dragging week at Mooney Uni. Maybe GnK will surprise up with something.

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    Caldonia  8 months ago

    Ughh, could Dez please stop being such a neo-hippie stereotype? And a smug one, at that.

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    Tyge Premium Member 8 months ago

    This ought to be an interesting week. Last week we had the caloric Tiff-Stef dust up on the B-side. This week is starting as as sanguine opposite over on the A-side. Will this dichotomy continue as the main direction of the strip?

    OR will we get a mix-and-match goings on??? And how will Kip boy play into this little stage play?

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    rothj Premium Member 8 months ago

    https://ask.metafilter.com/56309/Metaphysics-or-metafraud

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    ctolson  8 months ago

    Mirror images of each other, at least in personal goals.

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    GaryCooper  8 months ago

    Mooney U offers a degree in “Metaphysic and Social Transcendence”? And one in business? What kind of college is this?

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    jamesamber29  8 months ago

    I love this. ❤

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    ellisc  8 months ago

    Easy to guess which of them will be successful after graduation!

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    Ignatz Premium Member 8 months ago

    And they seem to like each other, and don’t mind the differences.

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    artegal  8 months ago

    And another college graduate with a completely worthless degree.

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    luann1212 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Pretty honest portrayal, in humerous detail, on how college students distill their goals—until life fully intervenes. Such a difference between the two sisters-in-kind across the way and the two in color—a new stage—here. Now where is the story going?

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    dv1093  8 months ago

    Cosplay?

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    Caldonia  8 months ago

    Has it been suggested that Dez swap rooms with Tiffany yet? After all, Dez is so groovy and zen and at one with herself and nature, so Steff and Kip can do whatever it is they do and she won’t mind. (Steff n Kip sounds like a cereal brand.)

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    illuminare  8 months ago

    Bets if you were any more plastic youd be a credit card.

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    me_the_polish_gull  8 months ago

    They’re gonna be great roommates. Way better than Stef and Tiffany.

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    Busrayne  8 months ago

    There is only one star in Bet’s universe – her. Gunther needs to escape her gravity well.

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    tcayer  8 months ago

    Notice there’s no cash in Des’ philosophy!

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    He’s directing porn in the Gov’s mansion…you pick a state.

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    Airman  8 months ago

    Tiffany has outgrown this college gaggle, it’s not working. She needs something more mature. Like what? I don’t know. But, I do know that Greg has not been kind to her. She has a mansion to live in, and Greg has stuck her in a crowded dorm with a locker room floozie as her roommate.

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    Rhetorical_Question   8 months ago

    “Transcendence refers to the very highest and most inclusive or holistic levels of human consciousness, behaving and relating, as ends rather than means, to oneself, to significant others, to human beings in general, to other species, to nature, and to the cosmos”

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    asrialfeeple  8 months ago

    Dash certainly means cash.

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    Rhetorical_Question   8 months ago

    Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else.

    Sebastian Stan

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    Joe Petitjean  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Dez there is a saying that change is good.

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    LOUHABY  8 months ago

    SORRY, But still can’t get the “pew” from yesterday,,,,,just dense.

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    comic reader 22  8 months ago

    I find the Dez character to be wholly pretentious and self righteous. She can’t even remember the name of their camp. That whole Zen “I am one with the universe” stuff is just another way of acting self important. She’s always spouting vague little quips that really mean nothing at all. Her little “Inside Out-Outside In” comment is just a put-down in disguise, intended to portray her goals as being more valuable than those of Bets. Bets of course is never fazed by that kind of nonsense!

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    kenhense  8 months ago

    I heard the principal walked in on a Metaphysics class. He said to the instructor, “It looks like all your students are sleeping.” The instructor replied, “Shhhh! They’re taking the final exam.”

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    EugeneWilson  8 months ago

    Dear Greg and Karen, write Dez off and bring back Delta. Thank you.

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    locake  8 months ago

    Dez will have a happier life filled with peace and contentment. Bets will have a life spent chasing her next material possession and never feeling satisfied with what she has.

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    Rhetorical_Question   8 months ago

    The pursuit of Happiness goes to Desdemona while the pursuit of Hard cold Cash $$$ goes to Bets.

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    Adam-Stone(Soup)  8 months ago

    Complete opposites are usually what get along once common ground is found.

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    pontiac59  8 months ago

    Looks like this is going to be a week to skip

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    GregNelson1  8 months ago

    Looks like Dez plans to be unemployed with a large debt.

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    Rhetorical_Question   8 months ago

    Bets: source of income is social media and Dez has an unknown source of income. Dez has traveled the world. Has free time to work the community gardens. Her family might be wealthy.

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    RSH  8 months ago

    flash + sass + dash = cash… sad but probably true

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    HodgeElmwood  8 months ago

    Wait a sec, I thought these two were at Camp Buckaroo? Where’d Camp Coyote come from?

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    KevinCarson2  8 months ago

    OMG I’m surprised Bets doesn’t have an obnoxious Hustle Culture account on Twitter full of aphorisms about how to “Visualize, Actualize, Grasp, and Claw.” But there’s really not that many degrees of separation between that and an Instant Karma type who thinks “Metaphysics” means “New Age woo.”

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 8 months ago

    It’s a long shot but maybe We’ll get a bit of Bets’ backstory this week.

    Not crossing My fingers though………., ;-)

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    Sisyphos  8 months ago

    Dez and Bets are complementary types; together, they may conquer the world (or earn their degrees, at least).

    Stef and Tiff, on the other hand, are too similar to get along well….

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  8 months ago

    Different paths to success.

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    BlueKnight1966  8 months ago

    So one wants to support herself, her family and maybe be able to help others, while the other wants to be a burden while trying to guilt people into supporting her and those that chose as she did.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  8 months ago

    Bets must have been a different girl back then.

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    finnygirl Premium Member 8 months ago

    When living in the dorm, I never worried about being similar to my roommates. One was rather taken aback, apparently, and commented that while she had a large poster of Mark Spitz, the Olympic swimmer, I had a 5-foot tall poster of Frankenstein! (I also liked her poster; she never mentioned whether she grew to like mine.)

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    CoreyTaylor1  8 months ago

    Dez seems pretty covered up for someone thrilled to have just joined a naturalist group. You’d think she’d be dressing more like Tiffani and Stef!

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    MsPony  8 months ago

    You can major in metaphysics and social transcendence?

    SMH

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    Original_Baskingshark  8 months ago

    Uh, the camp was called Camp Buckeroo a couple strips ago…

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