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Luann by Greg Evans for July 23, 2021

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    Brdshtt Premium Member 3 months ago

    That ain’t all that’s goin’ down…

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    Make your parameters good ones, Bernice.

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    Namrepus  3 months ago

    Her turn will start as soon as she’s alone.

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    Scarlet Shimmer  3 months ago

    Solid communication and agreement. Great. This should appease the people crying psycho and control freak. If Nil stays in this relationship (which it looks like he will) it’s definitely because HE wants to.

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    ACTIVIST1234  3 months ago

    Nil: “What a drag it is, being young.”

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    beb01  3 months ago

    I hoped they checked the ground before setting down. If they are at the dog park there would be doggy doodoos all over the place, All other parts — goose dropping (or am I projecting my midwesternism since Canada goose are he bane of public parks.

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    DaJellyBelly  3 months ago

    This is getting downright silly!

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    beb01  3 months ago

    What’s the point of making out if there are so many restrictions on how and how long you can kiss, what parts of the body you can touch and so on. It sounds too much like kissing your maiden aunt,

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    rklynch  3 months ago

    Nil… I think you’re gonna have to wait awhile for an answer. Seems like ol’ Bernice is getting a wee bit hot under the collar. And not because of the summer heat either….

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    Brdshtt Premium Member 3 months ago

    Later, as Nil and Bernice are married, Nil calls out to Bernice in her bedroom from his bedroom, " ‘ernice, dear – think it’s time we do er, ah, something to have a kid?"

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    Bernice: “Sure, Nilly – just put it in a dish and slide it under the door. I’ll get it later…”

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    Z-bert  3 months ago

    I think the parameters are a waste of time. They’re going to be revising them with every make out session.

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    lvlax  3 months ago

    Maybe time to discuss a safe word.

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    Ahuehuete  3 months ago

    I guess they really are made for each other.

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    MarieStanford  3 months ago

    I miss Luann…..

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    Argythree  3 months ago

    Looking at B, since I am almost age 72, she looks to me not like she’s going through teen hormonal spikes but as though she’s going through menopause…

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    Willow Mt Lyon  3 months ago

    It sounds rigid, but it is easier to date someone who has limits than one who keeps trying to inch their way to second base or thinks dating requires hitting the sack within days of their first date.

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    overtherainbow  3 months ago

    Nil is learning how to rev her up. They could have great phone sex since talking gets her going.

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    Ruth Brown  3 months ago

    How will you get better at kissing and arousal if you don’t practice? Interesting that she brings up body contact when they are minimizing it.

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    BJShipley1  3 months ago

    Wow, so French kissing isn’t even on the table, much less second or third base? So much for those claims that she is “enjoying her burgeoning sexuality” or whatever it was people here were claiming. With all those restrictions what’s even the point? Of course it’s pretty obvious that Bernice would be absolutely awful in bed anyway.

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    capricorn9th  3 months ago

    Sigh. Do it already. Let it be a natural event. Look at Bernice. I think she is trying so hard to rein in herself. Why are they treating it as if it is a sporting event that comes with rules? Do it and see how it goes. If they still like each other and are interested in each other, and wish to explore a relationship or dating, then so be it. But at the time being, you are horny which is preventing you both from looking at this in a rational way. Once you do the deed, if you look at each other and realize it was just hormones and perhaps some chemistry, and nothing more, you can part ways and still be friends. Many others have done it.

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    Joe Petitjean  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Keep it going Nil open communication is the best kind of communication.

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    Caldonia  3 months ago

    Oh wow, the strange and vague dialogue this week actually IS about abstinence! How depressing! I guess it’s time to forget the sexual revolution ever happened, kids.

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    Z Blair Premium Member 3 months ago

    I wouldn’t be shocked if Bern gets pregnant after all this stifled activity with Nil.

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    drewpamon  3 months ago

    These parameters aren’t going to last the day at this rate.

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    alasko  3 months ago

    Bernice is going to break all of the parameters, and jump his bones.

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    kauri44  3 months ago

    Okay, this is ridiculous. It reminds me of a children’s book I read once in which two eighth graders set an alarm clock for 15 minutes so they wouldn’t go “too far” during their make out sessions. While I am not one of the fans of this strip who keep expecting sex scenes, this is not the first time where I have wondered whether the writers are targeting a very conservative readership with this sort of approach to the very concept of physicality between a couple. These aren’t 13 year olds, they’re college sophomores for heaven’s sake.

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    kenhense  3 months ago

    Has anyone ever had this conversation?

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    Argythree  3 months ago

    Where on this list is birth control?

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    notbornyesterday  3 months ago

    From what I can remeber, life was different in the 60s

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    dadoctah  3 months ago

    Specifically can’t kiss neck (panel one), can’t stroke or fondle neck (not listed among permissible hand contacts in panel two).

    Why even call it necking, then?

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    DickJohnson  3 months ago

    “Stop! Don’t touch me there! This is my no-no square!”

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    Argythree  3 months ago

    I honestly wonder if this is what the Evanses went through, before marriage, to try to avoid what actually happened to them ( a child born before they got married). If so, maybe we are seeing the prequel to B getting pregnant…

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    live2read  3 months ago

    “Passion parameters”?? Oh, my God! :D :D :D :D This is too funny!

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    Busrayne  3 months ago

    What’s more disturbing – Bernice’s foolishness, or Nil going along with it?

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    Part of passion is danger and spontaneity, limits are a benefit but talking it to death…not so much…

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    Donaldo Premium Member 3 months ago

    I think Greg forgot how it was to be a teen

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    MathProf2  3 months ago

    Art may be more fun then (what passes for) sex.

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    ct0760  3 months ago

    Facepalm(Website wont allow me to use emoji)

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    BJShipley1  3 months ago

    Bernice is so frigid she makes Siberia feel like Arabia.

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    oldcomicsfan  3 months ago

    She’s going to lose him.

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    Rhetorical_Question   3 months ago

    Social contact contract with exhibits similar to “Big Bang Theory” sitcom storyline. At least, they are being reasonably for twenty years Olds?

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    Binky Premium Member 3 months ago

    Reminds me of Sheldon’s “roommate contract” from “The Big Bang Theory” different situation of course and at least Bernice & Nil are consulting one another

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bernice is melting just at the idea af all that action… She really needs these parameters! Nil is giving her responsibility for the part she cares about most. Bravo Nil! The only big question is; how long will they be able to follow these rules? I say a month tops.

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    ianm Premium Member 3 months ago

    OK it’s a comic strip and doesn’t have to be real life. Even so…. We’re having a physical relationship and need to set limits. I, the woman, am a total nymphomaniac with no self control and a total inability to say no. It is therefore up to you the man to set and adhere to reasonable parameters….. I’m sorry, I don’t care how far we have come down the road to gender equality, it just doesn’t work that way!

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    DickJohnson  3 months ago

    “Touch a touch a touch a touch me, I want to feel dirty, truly truly fulfil me, creature of the night”

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    Orcatime  3 months ago

    Isn’t this how Sheldon Cooper made his TEDIOUS negotiations?

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    Meg, Apropos of Nothing  3 months ago

    This is silly. Human adolescents would break those rules in about 30 seconds.

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    rob mccallum Premium Member 3 months ago

    If these are normal limits for getting involved it’s no wonder I was seen as overly aggressive. My first girlfriend set the parameters for our relationship, and I didn’t realize how odd they were. No kissing allowed, but I was allowed to touch her anywhere i wanted, whenever I wanted, She seemed to enjoy it so i thought that was normal.

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    imagenesis  3 months ago

    This is one of those epsodes which make me feel I am not looking forward where the relationship of this two is going when they feel they have to set so many limits as an adult couple! I may just as well go watch Sesame Street, at least they have puppets! Hey, I got a bright idea, imagine Luann’s characters on a puppet show; now, that’s entertainment!

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    mxy  3 months ago

    With every strip, I dislike this character more.

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    Perplexed  3 months ago

    OK, this is a bit much. I guess they’re young for their age. That’s all. She’s not a witch.

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    Rocknaww  3 months ago

    Here you go guys. Just use this: “Believing that true love waits, I make a commitment to God, myself, my family, my friends, my future mate and my future children to be sexually abstinent from this day until the day I enter a biblical marriage relationship.” also abstaining from “sexual thoughts, sexual touching, pornography, and actions that are known to lead to sexual arousal.”

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    computerprogrammer2028  3 months ago

    Here’s hoping for Puddles to arrive just in time for a rescue by diving in for a day saving timely interruption. Puddles has more sense in these situations than they do.

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    GovernmentCheese  3 months ago

    I get it now! This is the setup for the Handmaidens Tale spinoff – “Aunt Bernice and Commander Nils: Origins”

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    sallymargret  3 months ago

    This is hilarious! Nil knows exactly what he is doing. He is going with the flow, and doing Ericksonian intellectual foreplay on Bernice. Look how steamed up she is. It’s working! They’re going to end up in a frenzied heap on Saturday, and Bernice will wonder what happened.

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    Johnnyrico  3 months ago

    “Parameters”…. Good luck with that…

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    tremaine53  3 months ago

    At a tender age, Bernice has already mastered the art of making romance both tedious AND annoying!

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    D.E.N.  3 months ago

    So, I get the parameters thing, and I’m glad the kids are communicating. But “etching them in stone” so to speak is going a bit too far. Sitting on a park bench with a checklist and a stopwatch …?!? However unintentional it may be, Bernice is going to kill this relationship yet.

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    gnmnrbl  3 months ago

    I think nils parameters are sarcastic, they are making fun of bernice’s desire to control her sexuality. Nil wants Bernice to get over herself and let herself go and whatever happens…happens.

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    MarkJohnston1  3 months ago

    Bernice… least likeable character here.

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    sar  3 months ago

    WHAT IN THE VANILLA IS THIS!??!?

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    ChristopherLyons  3 months ago

    You may think this is comic strip absurdity, and Bernice is just a cartoon caricature of an overly buttoned down personality, but guess what? They did a poll recently of young men, and a large percentage of them said it would be sexual harassment to offer to buy a woman their own age a drink in a bar.

    The rules have been changing, and nobody knows what to do anymore. The instincts are there—and easily corrupted, nobody’s denying that—but we mistrust them, because of the evil actions of some. There’s a lot of Bernices and Nils out there, straight, gay, etc, trying to figure out what’s right, and what they really want, and I wish them all luck. They’ll need it. I did. ;)

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    bigboxes  3 months ago

    Bernice and Nil were doing fine. So, Luann comes along and now they’re over-thinking it. Totally unrealistic. No one thinks like this.

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    maxiesmom2 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I wonder which one of them will mentally be counting to 3 minutes in their head during the kissing? Better put that down too, Bernice.

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    rrsltx  3 months ago

    After marriage: Three minute limit, missionary only, through a hole in the sheet, and for procreation purposes only.

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    wschott  3 months ago

    “How about, no more than one of us naked at a time? Oh, did I say that out loud?”

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    nos.nevets  3 months ago

    There’s an ap for that.

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    Vilyehm  3 months ago

    “Touch my phone stylus and you die.”

    Tomorrow, Nil stops Bernice by yanking the stylus out of her hand.

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    Decepticomic  3 months ago

    If they start discussing foot stuff, I’m out. Not to judge the kinks of others, mind you.

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    CreativeChef  3 months ago

    I just don’t understand this discussion

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    Dkram  3 months ago

    (0.o)

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    TCA1799 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Too bad we can poll the commenters on this arc. I’m curious of those who seem to think that B is just raging hormones that can’t wait to get it are male and now many are female. My theory is more men seem to think that women just can’t survive without their (the man’s) passion while I think women are worrying about other aspects of the budding relationship.

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    WilliamVollmer  3 months ago

    Discussing the “parameters” seems to be affecting Bernice, in a most wonderous way. She may want to forget some (?)of those "parameters. Hopefully her brain will catch up to the rest of her before she goes too far too soon.

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    fuzzmoz  3 months ago

    They could decide they need to try everything out first to get a better idea of what they want their parameters to be.

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    Enoi  3 months ago

    HOW old is Bernice???

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    comicboyz  3 months ago

    Really…… How soon til Nil says Scroo this, Im outa here!!

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    artegal  3 months ago

    This is the part where I would get up and leave. It’s not nearly worth the hassle.

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    mourdac Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is there a Control Freak Annonymous support group, with a 12 step program?

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    flatempest  3 months ago

    Bernice is overthinking this relationship. I didn’t like Nil at first but I think he is sweet.

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    Lou  3 months ago

    Maybe these two should swing by Arlo and Janice’s hot tub. That should throw the parameters out the window.

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    Rhetorical_Question   3 months ago

    Bernice download an app on her phone? Maybe the app can solve the problem without Puddles?

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    muffi  3 months ago

    I am waiting to find out that Nil is the son of some super mega rich or famous person lol!

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    Ellis97  3 months ago

    Listen, Bernice, making out is fun, but it’s not meant to be taken for granted. It’s how a special connection between two young lovers is established. Someday, we’ll have that discussion, but for now, just enjoy what you have.

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    jrankin1959  3 months ago

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to take the first in a series of very cold showers… (What’s the emoji for sarcasm?)

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    Bucinka  3 months ago

    Reminds me of the initial contract Ana and Christian worked out in Fifty Shades of Grey….

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    willkepley  3 months ago

    Just go with it Bern: let your freak-flag fly!

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    sfknight  3 months ago

    Leave it to Bernice to make kissing boring

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    Troglodyte  3 months ago

    Wow, I’m sure Bern will prepare a detailed manual when they’re done…

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    Frank Farkel  3 months ago

    Bern needs a copy of Aubrey Plaza’s “To Do” List

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    kingbrlee Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’ve worked around college kids my whole life and believe me these two are not normal. College-age kids usually live outside the parameters.

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    LtPowers  3 months ago

    It’s like the opposite of Brad and Toni.

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    dayle2  3 months ago

    I’m reading a lot of posts about the appearances (or lack thereof) of Luann, but what about Brad and Toni? Haven’t seen them in FOREVER! Where are they?

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    mr , b  3 months ago

    “Youth is wasted on the wrong people” W.C. Fields

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    Airman  3 months ago

    One rule: nobody gets knocked up.

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    Joan Tinnin Premium Member 3 months ago

    She’s a nut.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Kissing on the lips ONLY. No tongues ears or neck.” _ Nil

    ALSO,

    “No smoking.”

    “No parking.”

    No fishing.”

    “No Hunting.”

    “No talking.”

    “No loitering.”

    “No littering.”

    “No open flames.”

    “No Pets.”

    “No Soliciting.”

    “No skateboarding.”

    “No recording devices.”

    “No shirt, No shoes, No service!”

    Other than that, you two enjoy yourselves and have FUN!!!

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    alicejo  3 months ago

    20 bucks they end up making out in the grass.

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    JohnSepe  3 months ago

    Sooooo stupid

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    SUDCC-IV-CS  3 months ago

    Next category: “RESTRAINTS AND BONDAGE EQUIPMENT”!

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    Kenmazing  3 months ago

    If he can sit with Bernice and do this, they just might be compatible!

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    Michael Helwig  3 months ago

    This is so unrealistic.

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    Wlly Blly  3 months ago

    Nil is being facetious. Bernice is being ridiculous.

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    Crann Bethadh  3 months ago

    I can’t imagine any college kids these days EVER having this kind of conversation, at least in the way that these two are having it, and in the words that Bernice uses. The writing is just weird. Like something out of a 1940’s dating guide.

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    eladee AKA Wally  3 months ago

    Oh this is going South fast. Berniece always has to ruin everything. I feel so sorry for her that she can’t just ENJOY this!!!!

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    luann1212  3 months ago

    What I like about this arc is how, hilariously, letting Bernice acknowledge what I always have recognized in her drawn character, which is a major case of repressed sexuality and sexual desire. She has pretty unyielding personal standards, not realistic, but hopefully can develop. This would be good for her overall I project, being more laid back, like her BFF, but not like Luann exactly, and Nil, he has great hope as a patient boyfriend who also has standards. He is a creative, very smart, and would, I think, do a good job in helping “cool out” Ms. Repressed. It’s like Bets helping Gun(ther) be less passive-aggressive to his benefit. I like this overall arc and I am hopeful that Bernice can become a more developed character as a result.

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    Wubbie  3 months ago

    Of course, this is what you get when people doing a strip about teens or twenty somethings know nothing about the daily behavior of their subjects. No kids today act like these two!

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    Tyge Premium Member 3 months ago

    Who ARE these people!?!?

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    Harman Toshiba  3 months ago

    These two are…what? Eight-year-olds?

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    RSH  3 months ago

    i suspect the forces of nature are strong and will ultimately overcome those of all this rule making. the fact that they are sitting down in the grass together as opposed to on a concrete bench is already a red flag.

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    Cincoflex  3 months ago

    Interesting that Nil has definite boundaries.

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    Tyge Premium Member 3 months ago

    Well the no tongues parameter has been blown already. The way Bern is sweating, by the time Nil hears her parameters something dramatic might occur!

    An “hour of splendor in the grass”? – Wordsworth

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    David Huie Green-Life is good  3 months ago

    But the ears are the best part.

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Lol! Bernice is getting “hot” just thinking about what they’re not going to do! I expect tomorrow she’ll pounce on him and they’ll be rolling in the grass! List forgotten! ;-)))

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    billdaviswords  3 months ago

    This. Is. So. Weird. And pathetic. These are college students? Really??

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    FredWaiss  3 months ago

    As for those limits: C’mon! Let Bernice run her fingers through his stocking cap. Let reveal his other eye. And one of them should take off his jacket—he’s got to be uncomfortably warm. And body contact? Bernice seems like she’s never been bare outside the shower since she was old enough to dress herself, and I’m not sure Nil has ever been without his hat. Beernice could give him a haircut.

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    DG  3 months ago

    His name is Nil, which is another word for zero. Just like the current relationship.

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    sjames6011  3 months ago

    Bernice is adorable and Nil is too. I love it that Bern is trying so hard to keep control of things.

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    DondiDoo  3 months ago

    What about eyes? 1 or 2?

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    StackableContainers  3 months ago

    These kind of rules tend to get renegotiated quickly in the heat of the moment.

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    Tyge Premium Member 3 months ago

    Body Contact parameters? The chorus from Zombie Jamboree comes to mind.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4k5XftdTMs – - Kingston Trio at The Hungry Eye

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    percheronhitch6  3 months ago

    This is ridiculous!

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    CynthiaLeigh  3 months ago

    Will they have those penalty cards (like in soccer) to hand out for violations?

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    comic reader 22  3 months ago

    Nil is really creeping me out.

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    Willow Mt Lyon  3 months ago

    Body? They already established what body parts they can touch. I guess it needs to be determined what position they can be in. Reclining or not? I wonder how long they will stay within their parameters. No tongue. Really?

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    ACTIVIST1234  3 months ago

    Glad they’re setting parameters. Rules are so much fun to break.

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    Liam Astle Premium Member 3 months ago

    What about birthdays and special occasions?

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    locake  3 months ago

    Those are odd limit for a young man to set with a female he likes. He must think that is what Bernice is expecting.

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    PeterPirate  3 months ago

    Well, I hope Bernice jumps on Nil and we go back to Luann on Monday.

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    KEA  3 months ago

    Nils reminds me of someone I knew in college but I can’t remember the name… and it’s driving me nuts. (okay, some say short trip, and others say I’m already there, but still…)

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    buckyteeth  3 months ago

    Sorry, but this is just stupid.

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    Miss Buttinsky Premium Member 3 months ago

    Pheromones. Pheromones. Pheromones

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    Brdshtt Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bernice already looks like her boilers are about to blow in that last panel. What may happen here is what Nil may be having her swerve into. The description of the parameters may get more and more sexual until the point she boils over and shreds him right there on the grass. Interesting technique…

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    ndblackirish97  3 months ago

    The look on Nil’s face in the final shot is priceless.

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    rsuo1  3 months ago

    We have to have the bad to appreciate the good.

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    AndrewSihler  3 months ago

    “No ears or neck”? What is this, a meeting of the Comstock Committee? What prudes. When Luann and Quill were, um, smooching in a supplies closet behind a closed door, there were some pretty suggestive sound effects, and then in the last panel Quill was buttoning his shirt.

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    Julie478 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Reminds me of the Sheldon and Amy Relationship Agreement

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwuVwOhFu58

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    johnkuhnlein Premium Member 3 months ago

    Evans sure has some odd ideas about sex.

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    Scott S  3 months ago

    Whose job will it be to arrange for the chaperone?

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    AUNTBEEEV  3 months ago

    Even for a comic strip, this is so unbelievable. I am so tired of this arc.

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    Vilyehm  3 months ago

    Bernice looks like she is doing the banana practice in the last panel.

    But who’s the second guy?

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    Takagi-san  3 months ago

    Gosh, horn-, erm, flustered little dickens, ain’t she? I hope this ends with her tossing those notes aside and letting herself live a little. How old is everyone supposed to be? 18? 19? Time to experience some things.

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    montylc2001  3 months ago

    I think Nil knows Bern better than she does and that he’s letting on. Seems to me he knows how to push her buttons to get the motor in overdrive. Game on!

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    smsrt  3 months ago

    They must go to the church I was raised in.

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    scalap Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bernice sure is getting hot listening to Nil speak intelligently. If Nil truly agrees with Bernice, they’re made for each other.

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    edjbos  3 months ago

    Who’s gonna start the timer?

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    Ukko wilko  3 months ago

    I hope Bernice is the one who’s hormones get away from her.

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    Gordo4ever  3 months ago

    B. is getting ‘warm’….whoo…

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    tejano  3 months ago

    Those parameters are just for starters. They can modify them any time as needed.

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    Rand al'Thor  3 months ago

    No tongue? Why bother?

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    DickJohnson  3 months ago

    Go on BernsForYou, touch the one-eyed monster (Nil obviously) you know you want to

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    GaryCooper  3 months ago

    “Passion Parameters”? C’mon, give us a break! Just go at it!

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    phxhocking  3 months ago

    Oh, good grief. Who does that? Nobody, that’s who. Now this just borders on the stupid. Time to move on.

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    Boomer with a view  3 months ago

    Oh come on. These 2 are in college. They should be at third base by now!

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    queenoftut  3 months ago

    Bernice and Nil need to call Sheldon for a “Relationship Contract.”

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    harleyvic  3 months ago

    Good God, get a room and end this madness…

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    BlueKnight1966  3 months ago

    Quick: check the online Kama Sutra for guidance.

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    Lame rules. Have they no hormones?

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    Night-Gaunt49  3 months ago

    This is fun.

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    The conversation is warming up.

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    loving this

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    bakana  3 months ago

    Are they going to be able to find Equity in what He is allowed to touch vs what She is allowed to touch?

    Especially since Women have more “Places” than men.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    One thing Bernie knows well is, How to Take the Romance out of Romance. Nil is being a real trooper here….

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    Sportymonk  3 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef7UInZyAfc

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    booga  3 months ago

    “Passion Destruction Parameters” more like it. I wish I knew this a long time ago!

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    kittysquared Premium Member 3 months ago

    Leave it to Borenice to regulate romance. Is Nil being a good sport and humoring her (why?), or does he actually buy into this crap? Just shut up, kiss, and be happy in your mutual weirdness.

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    cherns Premium Member 3 months ago

    FWIW:

    https://www.nytimes.com/1993/12/26/opinion/playing-by-the-antioch-rules.html

    https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/08/insider/antioch-sexual-consent-form-metoo-video.html

    https://antiochcollege.edu/campus-life/sexual-offense-prevention-policy-title-ix/

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    baraktorvan  3 months ago

    Good luck keeping to those “rules.” I guarantee they will be broken.

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    Mooshki Premium Member 3 months ago

    Are they 12 years old?!

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