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Luann by Greg Evans for November 21, 2020

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  7 days ago

    can’t be too prepared

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    AnyFace  7 days ago

    Seems Bern believes it’s a repeatable phenomenon. ✨

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    Z-bert  7 days ago

    Time to move the bed.

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    gnmnrbl  7 days ago

    Wow, bernice is even a prude in her dreams.

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    beb01  7 days ago

    A Disappointing end to a promising two weeks. I was hoping for Bernice to have a break-through in her obsession with Jack. But no, she’s just going to sound-proof her room.

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    Joe Petitjean  Premium Member 7 days ago

    Luann if she wanted to tell you about the dream she would.

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    Airman  7 days ago

    Ahh, the little Psych major is anticipating a wild, thumping, Id driven, unleashed ego, oxygen gasping trip into dreamland. Isn’t that just the cutest thing?

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    capricorn9th  7 days ago

    Bernice. Instead of worrying about your nightly whispering, go home and have it out with your family about moving back home. Your family can find a way to accommodate everyone. Get to know Ben and your step nephews. Just take all those pillows and go home.

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    Caldonia  7 days ago

    Oh yes, she’s not that kind of girl. Only bad girls dream about a guy they’re attracted to come over and have a dumb conversation with them. Definitely worth postponing the whole brother plotline.

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    momofalex7  7 days ago

    Most girls are “that kind of girl”, at least sometimes. You can’t really control what you dream.

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    Cheapskate0  7 days ago

    Still looks like Luann is needling Bernice.

    (Incoming “Luann-hater” comments in 3…2…1)

    But seriously, what’s missing is knowing whether Luann is trying to be helpful – or just a pest.

    Pillows against the wall suggest this arc is coming to rest.

    Along with hopes that we might get into the Ben mystery.

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    wantcomicsnow  7 days ago

    What a prude Bernice is. That stick up her arse just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

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    rshive  7 days ago

    But just in case . . .

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    anon_john  7 days ago

    You can tell this strip is written by an old person. What young person these days is going to say “Because I’m not that kind of girl”? It doesn’t even sound plausible unless you’ve been watching “I Love Lucy” reruns all day.

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    Enter.Name.Here  7 days ago

    “Because I’m not that kind of girl.”

    She’s gonna have a lonely future at this rate. Dreams will be all she ever enjoys.
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    fathergod  7 days ago

    I guess we’ll all see if this who jack thing will continue into next week

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    Brdshtt Premium Member 7 days ago

    Next week, Bernice goes to Walmart and buys a cheap stereo. From now on, it plays all night long, every night serving to jam / mask other sounds that may happen to emanate from the room. That Bernice is one smart cookie.

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    tornadoprevention  7 days ago

    While in the barracks I had a loud girlfriend which invited all the next-door neighbors to demand that I stuff a sock in her mouth

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    kenhense  7 days ago

    Not that kind of girl? What other kind of girl is there?

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    Rhetorical_Question   7 days ago

    Bernice- blame Page 218 also return the book to Nancy.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  7 days ago

    She’s going to have another dream.

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    drewpamon  7 days ago

    Luanns being a jerk.

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    tcayer  7 days ago

    Just dream you have something in your mouth…

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    Stregone39  7 days ago

    A waste of 3 weeks

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    rrsltx  7 days ago

    How dare Luann accuse her of having a physical desire for Jack? She’s a snarky suppressed prude.

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    Tyge Premium Member 7 days ago

    Apparently you are that kind of girl! Sweet dreams!

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    Tyge Premium Member 7 days ago

    Dez needs to give Bernice a Dreamgiver charm. “If you ask her, they will come. Ommm…”

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    prrdh  7 days ago

    What kind of girl is that? The holy kind? There was a girl in Avila in Spain who had some really hot dreams about a guy named Jesus and they made a saint of her.

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    Schrodinger's Dog  7 days ago

    Sunday: Shannon picks a turkey … and names it “Mr. Gobbles”.

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    Tyge Premium Member 7 days ago

    Luann is honoring Bern’s privacy by revealing that she can hear “pillow talk” through the wall. I wonder if she would have made the same reveal if Gunther was sharing the room and invited Bets over for study sessions. }8^ )

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    Rhetorical_Question   7 days ago

    As long as Bernice is a member of the grammar police, hilarity will be ensure.

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    WilliamVollmer  7 days ago

    Bernice doth protest too much, as evidence by her attempts to deaden the sounds from her room. She has found a new interest besides Monstro, and, her studies. The “Bodice Ripper” is letting Bernice’s subconscious out, where she finds herself at least in lust for Jack.

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    Wubbie  7 days ago

    I always thought it wouldn’t take much to unleash the smoldering, sensuous women lurking beneath Bern’s uptight public face. Kind of like wimpy Bruce Banner turning into the Hulk when provoked.

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    Tyge Premium Member 7 days ago

    Anybody heard from Argy.Bargy2 ? Seems a long time gone!??

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    JOEL PIRARD aka Trilogy Premium Member 7 days ago

    ( THANKS MORDY) for those of you pissing on LUANN and sanctifying Bernice….( and Delta )

    https://www.gocomics.com/luann/2013/04/30

    https://www.gocomics.com/luann/2013/05/11

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 7 days ago

    What, did she suddenly decide she is a Lesbian? Thought that was decided at birth?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 7 days ago

    Bernice… there’s nothing wrong with having hot dreams. It’s natural and you can’t control it. What a terrible psychology student! She really seems hopeless!

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    Yakety Sax  7 days ago

    “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.” Helen Gurley Brown

    “It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.” Tallulah Bankhead

    “I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.” David Niven

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    luann1212  7 days ago

    We have not left Jack and Ben yet, this is all part of the development of a fuller (I hope) personality for Bernice, wiser, less constrained, and happily receiving love and satisfaction from someone she deliberately pursued, while at the same time not being so anxious about tying up the loose ends in her family. This was not the fault of each sibling, Bernice should be the one who ties the knot.

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    Neeeol  7 days ago

    Maybe she should ask herself “Why not?”

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    dv1093  7 days ago

    hot/wet

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    Joan Tinnin Premium Member 7 days ago

    Bernice is the most repressed person…

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    Cincoflex  7 days ago

    time to clean that fishtank, ugh!

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    Yorkgirl41 Premium Member 7 days ago

    :-) Luann’s knowing remarks are funny. Wonder what kind of girl Bernice is referring to? Not sure I know of anyone who can control their dreams. I can’t even remember most of mine and the ones I do remember are just weird. Her trying to muffle any future dream talking is hilarious! ;-))

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    RSH  7 days ago

    Luann is at least doing Bern a favor by letting her know that she could be heard talking in her sleep. But Luann wants the juicy details just like she wanted them from Gunther and I think Bern knows that. If I were Bern I’d say ‘go have your own lustful dream and ponder the details of it’. Maybe the fun part for us is that in saying “…i’m not that kind of girl…”, you figure the story might take her in just the opposite direction.

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    locake  7 days ago

    Bernice is definitely not “that kind of girl”. The kind who has normal sexual feelings and can deal with them in a healthy way.

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    Sisyphos  7 days ago

    Bernie is lucky to have her hot dreams, since she’s not having any Real Life romance.

    But Luann is being very insensitive and immature (so, what else is new?)….

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    raybarb44  7 days ago

    Nothing wrong with dreaming a fantasy…..

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    flying spaghetti monster  7 days ago

    maybe she is considerate, doesn’t want Luann to be bothered when she listens to the beach boys good vibrations song.

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    Johnnyrico  7 days ago

    As a noise and vibration engineer, I can tell you this… What Bernice is doing will not be effective. You would have to cover the entire wall with Sonex foam which provides a decent amount of sound absorption, isolation and damping… however it will only work for the mid/high frequency range. The wavelength of frequencies below 500 Hz will pass right through it… If you don’t know what Sonex looks like, Google it.…

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    Lightpainter  7 days ago

    You can’t control your unconscious mind, Bernice.

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    BJShipley1  7 days ago

    I think Bernice just confirmed that she’s frigid by choice.

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    BlueKnight1966  7 days ago

    That was one big mosquito in Bernice’s room last night.

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    Airman  7 days ago

    I think that Bernice expects to dream of Harvey Wallbanger.

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    asrialfeeple  7 days ago

    Bernice has an awakening. Now where will it take her?

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 7 days ago

    Bernice has shown time and time again, that she has no sense of humor about herself. But, at this point in time, it must be granted that her home situation (parents house + Ben) is a mess in her mind.

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 7 days ago

    This comic is an example of why it is a really good idea to move away from home. One needs new friends that are good for you, not just together by circumstance.

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    David Huie Green-What can it hurt?(last words)  7 days ago

    I was thinking a couple of blankets spread and hanging with an air gap between them and them and the wall. Make sound go from air to blanket to air to blanket to air to wall to air to Luann. Oh, and a quietly playing radio next to the wall might help as well.

    Or, she could pretend to be asleep and start calling out passionately Elwood’s name.

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    GregWaddell  7 days ago

    If Luann can hear everything, through the wall; that means she also heard EVERYTHING, when it was Brad’s room.This strip has hidden layers…

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    Jogger2  7 days ago

    IIRC, Tom Sawyer was talking in his sleep. He found out about it, and also that his brother was listening. So, when preparing for bed, Tom would fake a toothache, and tie a cloth around his head to hold his chin in place. But, his brother would slip the cloth out of place to listen.

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    eladee AKA Wally  7 days ago

    But just in case she IS that kind of girl……..

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member 7 days ago

    Get one of those electrifying thunderstorm recordings and play it loud!

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    realdeedizzle  6 days ago

    bernice knows she tell luann anything , she’s a blabber mouth. 1st person she’d tell is jack

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    Night-Gaunt49  6 days ago

    She sure is, though no one can listen in.

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    kittysquared Premium Member 6 days ago

    “I’m not that kind of girl.” What a dated, stupid thing to say. Bore-nice is even controlling about her dreams. How could Jack find her appealing? Also, if Jack pursues Luann and asks her on a date, she is now in a dilemma because she knows Bore-nice has the hots for him.

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    ACTIVIST1234  6 days ago

    Just wondering… does Monstro also have wet dreams?

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    bakana  6 days ago

    Bernice would do better to steal Luann’s Stethoscope.

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    BluNova  6 days ago

    I guess there isn’t any insulation in the walls.

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    gnmnrbl  6 days ago

    Luann just wants to enjoy details about other peoples love and sex life rather than work to have one of her own. She wants everything(education, love, success) to just fall in her lap. Bernice is willing to work for what she wants; bernice wants a mix of brains, brawn, and emotion and she has yet to find any man with this mix. She found it in Gunther but he’s taken. So she has to keep searching.Bern, why don’t you tell jack how you feel and see where it goes. what have you got to lose?

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    darker7image  6 days ago

    girl just make it loud and nasty … that will teach here for trying to hear whats going on.

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    RC5  3 days ago

    Yeah right, you’re human

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