Luann by Greg Evans for November 13, 2020


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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    oh, this is still getting interesting

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    Rhetorical_Question   3 months ago

    Jacques and Bernice dream sequence

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    AnyFace  3 months ago
    Literally ‘floating’ the idea of these two as a couple. ✨
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    mnexplorer+  3 months ago

    Oh, dear lord.

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    Vilyehm  3 months ago

    Never did I ever expect the word spork to be used in a romance novel.

    Obviously she is changing the script.

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    Baarorso  3 months ago

    What’s she reading…“50 Shades of Ocean Green”? ;D

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    Rhetorical_Question   3 months ago

    Triton (Τρίτων) is a Greek god of the sea, the son of Poseidon and Amphitrite, god and goddess of the sea respectively. Triton lived with his parents, in a golden palace on the bottom of the sea. Later he was often depicted as having a conch shell he would blow like a trumpet.

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    Rhetorical_Question   3 months ago

    The spoiler would be Luann or probably Ben?

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    beb01  3 months ago

    And this qualifies as romantic writing?

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    cholomanaba  3 months ago

    SHARE HER SHELLS??? OMG… it is my idea or it is getting hot in here?

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    jea9hrkr  3 months ago

    Now I have seen it all – and it totally cracks me up!

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    Joe Petitjean  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wake up Bernice!!

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    Rhetorical_Question   3 months ago

    Bernice went off script and is free associating (lucid dreaming) like using the word like spork.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member 3 months ago

    Anyone notice that in the first panel, she whistles for Jacques? What is he, a sea – dog?

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    luann1212  3 months ago

    A sexy, watery dream sequence with hunk needing love Merman Jack, and fetching, erotic (they both are erotic) pulsating with attracting desire Bernice, well! Sexy hilarity ensues! Or more.

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    Airman  3 months ago

    Panel #3. Is that a white, sea worm coming out of her hair? And her bra…..old hand grenades found on a sunken war ship? Appropriate, because they’re duds, too.

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    Enter.Name.Here  3 months ago

    Mermaids in la-la land.

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    Cstimpy25  3 months ago

    okay do we really need to know what she is actually reading from her reading it?

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    Caldonia  3 months ago

    Share her shells? I guess she hopes Jack will borrow her bra. Well, that’s okay, if he’s into it, too.

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    The Pro from Dover  3 months ago

    Okay time to move on. Is Miss Peach still being published?

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    wiatr Premium Member 3 months ago

    When she wakes up she’s going to be a bit excited.

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    krajesh  3 months ago

    We’ve fallen asleep too

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    Grumpy Old Guy  3 months ago

    I’ve wondered if a shark eats a mermaid, is it like getting surf & turf….???

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    drewpamon  3 months ago

    Don’t you mean a Dinglehopper?

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    mysterysciencefreezer  3 months ago

    I have no doubt there is a novel on Amazon with this exact plot. And worse grammar.

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    DaJellyBelly  3 months ago

    This story arc reminded me of this old Soundie:

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    Chopped Fowl  3 months ago

    Yes, … this is getting sporky, …. I mean spooky ….

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    Tyge Premium Member 3 months ago

    So we’ve switched to a dream sequence. No room for Monstro here. We hope it doesn’t turn into a nightmare!

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    Tyge Premium Member 3 months ago

    She shares sea shells submerged beneath the sea. See?

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    Johnnyrico  3 months ago

    Panel 3: Bernice has a single gray hair.

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    Tyge Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is there a shell game in Beatrice’s future? Or is Jacques swimming upstream with this little guppy?

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    Purple People Eater  3 months ago

    Mermaids are often portrayed as beautiful and sexy creatures, but there’s a problem…

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    Tyge Premium Member 3 months ago

    And, of course, there’s always: “To sleep—perchance to dream: … For in that sleep … what dreams may come?” “Dreams of many things; of Jacques and Bea and bodice shells, of cabbages and kings?”

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    jrankin1959  3 months ago

    Riveting story, right?

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    maggieb_tpa  3 months ago

    I just threw up a little.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  3 months ago

    This is going to lead to a lot of smooching.

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    mikehamm  3 months ago

    Her hair looks like she stuck her finger in a light socket. BzzzzzT.

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    jfdouglas2001  3 months ago

    A little ditty about Jacques and BerniceBoth of them turn into two Pisces ♓️

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    Call me Ishmael  3 months ago

    Hey, hey! This is a FAMILY strip !

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Moist lips eh? That’s not the only thing that is moist with her.

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    Tyge Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s risky to get too risqué. 8^ )

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Annnnnnnd, Bernice falls asleep and she dreams about Mr. Jack.

    As expected.

    Everything, so far, is going as many have predicted. The only question now is What will Wake Bern up?The girl’s got it bad.

    Unfortunately she’s falling for a guy that’s a close friend of Luann. And as long time readers know, that when you go up against Luann where a guy is concerned, Luann ALWAYS wins. ALWAYS. Just ask Tiffany.Miguel, Quill, Aaron Hill, even that annoying cockroach Elwood Druit. ALL preferred Luann. The only “Hope” Bernice has is that Luann isn’t the least bit interested in Jack. And even THAT is no guarantee. Luann, at times, wasn’t all that interested in Gunther. Yet she almost always got “territorial” when Gunther turned his attention to other women.

    But hey. That was then, and this is now. Someone should tell Ms. Bernice that Mr. Jack likes to model nude and invite her to his next modeling session in professor Zebo’s class.

    Heh. Bernice would shatter like a store front window during a riot.

    Oh. And here’s a little reminder of that little quip Bernice made when she found out Luann tried to draw a nude Mr. Jack:

    Now. Let the inevitable Train-Wreck commence. :)

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    morningglory61 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh my, Bernice does have an imagination.

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    RSH  3 months ago

    just what the doctor ordered

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    StoicLion1973  3 months ago

    I take it back; this may be the beginning of Bernice losing her v-card arc. She’s definitely pining away for Jack way more than she did for PIro.

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    Lou  3 months ago

    “Triton’s crown” That made me laugh.

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    6foot6  3 months ago

    wouldn’t it be a dinglehopper?

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    comic reader 22  3 months ago

    I looked at the 9/6/2018 strip that was mentioned by Mordock999 -interesting in that Luann states she and Jack are just friends. She has actually made that declaration many times. Hopefully for Bernice it is true! To all the people who are panting to see a sexual relationship portrayed in this comic, you are going to be disappointed. Not going to happen. All these two are going to do is MAYBE some flirting, and it should take at least two years to get that far. I still think it would have been far more appropriate for Nancy to give Bernice something like Jane Austin books for an introduction to romance. Bernice needs to learn how to navigate relationships, but okay, mermaids are cute. This entire storyline will be abruptly abandoned very soon. The really interesting thing I noticed about some of the strips from that 2018 time period was that Shannon was older and speaking normally. No lisp, no baby talk, normal. It’s too bad they regressed her character back several years.

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    lisjunkmail  3 months ago

    This has nothing to do with today’s strip, but….what the heck ever happened to Delta? She went off to college and everyone forgot about her? She never comes back to visit, no one ever mentions her name. It’s weird.

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    They don’t have to get their feet wet. They can just dive in!

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    eladee AKA Wally  3 months ago

    Cool dream sequence for Our Berniece.

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    no12mo  3 months ago

    Is this theme going somewhere? I hope so. Put some life into the strip.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago

    What a beautiful dream♡♡♡! Beatrice that comb her hair using a cutlery like a modern Disney’s “Little Mermaid” is funny and a great reference. As a child, Bernice must have seen who knows how many times the movie loving it. Now everything comes out thanks to the romance novel suggested by Nancy. I hope this dream continues and shows other characters of the strip (or at least Luann and Ben) in mermaid form♡♡♡.

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    wotclaw  3 months ago

    It’s called a Dinglehopper! Get it right! :)

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    srmalone  3 months ago

    This is sooooo bad. Three straight weeks of boring Bernice.

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    hoffquotes2  3 months ago

    Time to wake up and move on

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    Code the Enforcer  3 months ago

    Let’s see this through. I’m likin’ this!

    Then, pair this up with either Bets and Gunther (or both), falling asleep after binge-watching a bunch’a Trek ! … And fade into a sci-fi dream sequence! … Now THAT would be interesting! :)

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    martynhappyone  3 months ago

    Anyone remember Diver Dan and Minerva?

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    Cincoflex  3 months ago

    I’m not sure glasses work underwater . . . .

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    St. Pillsbury  3 months ago

    Nice navel, Bernice!

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    jdsven  3 months ago

    I believe that spork is called a “dinglehopper.”

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    jamesamber29  3 months ago

    Okay this is cute. :)

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    Boomer with a view  3 months ago

    Getting a little risqué don’t you think, with the suggestion of sharing her shells!

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    David Huie Green-Life is good  3 months ago


    I told you it was Jacques!!

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Gee, that book must have been riveting! She fell asleep! Guessing this fantasy satisfies those who want a Bern and Jack romance, while keeping others happy as it’s fiction. A story within a story. I think her subconscious turmoil will show up, either Luann or Ben as a shark? Lol! ;-))

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    kosskoss  3 months ago

    “She sheds sea shells by the sea floor”

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    mjb515  3 months ago

    “Her hair was green as seaweed

    Her skin was blue and pale

    Her face it was a work of art

    I loved that girl with all my heart

    but I only liked the upper part

    I did not like the tail."

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    pchemcat  3 months ago

    I think I am going to puke.

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    knottytippet  3 months ago

    I love this one!

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    Wlly Blly  3 months ago

    I’m wondering if there’s anything under those shells.

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    Ken~e~z  3 months ago

    The book put her to sleep but still opened her up to a dream about it’s content.

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    atomicdog  3 months ago

    CAT: I have another girlfriend who’s a mermaid. She’s half woman, half fish. (He starts licking and kissing a photograph then turns round.)It’s Miranda, my girlfriend.

    As she comes out of the water we see the top half of her is a fish, the bottom half is a woman.

    HOLLY: Somehow I’d imagined she’d be a woman on top and a fish on the bottom.

    CAT: No! That’s a stupid way round. (He sticks out his tongue briefly, grins and waves.)

    - Red Dwarf, “Better Than Life”

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    rodjen1  3 months ago

    She still has a bra. And he doesn’t.

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    GKBOWOOD Premium Member 3 months ago

    …share her shells with…LOL!!

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    not my real name Premium Member 3 months ago

    Will she be awakened by a kiss from Jack and it turns out to be from Luann’s dog?

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    PeterPirate  3 months ago

    I guess the “spork” refers to all the plastic we dump into the oceans.

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    bakana  3 months ago

    She has very Perky Seashells.

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    RSH  3 months ago

    Now if we could segue to Jack and find out what he dreams about when he is by himself, that would be interesting. What’s really on his mind?

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    cromwelljones53  3 months ago

    Whistling underwater??? Preposterous…at least one date with Ber and Jack? PLEASE!

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Jack is a honey-tongued merman, and he is ripped. That’s more than enough to turn the head of any daydreaming deprived and desperate mermaid, Bernie included….

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    Scoutmaster77  3 months ago

    Watch out for Bernice. The brain is the most important sex organ.

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    BlueKnight1966  3 months ago

    Complimenting moist lips at the very moment of meeting is highly unlikely.

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    kittysquared Premium Member 3 months ago

    Has this strip “jumped the shark” ?

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 3 months ago

    Look at it this way, Spacehoppers !! Would you rather go back to all that political s**t we had less than two weeks ago?

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    bobw2012  3 months ago

    Careful about being Jack the bodice ripper.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member 3 months ago

    Happy 73rd birthday, Greg!

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    Homeboy1865  3 months ago

    That’s Jack alright, “ripped yet gentle”.

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    pacplus1982  3 months ago

    “I comb it with a spork”…funniest comic punchline ever, hands-down! :D

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