Luann by Greg Evans for November 07, 2020

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    Rhetorical_Question   over 1 year ago

    Double entendre —-a word or phrase open to two interpretations, one of which is usually risqué or indecent.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  over 1 year ago

    Bernice really does need to unwind.

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    Space_Owl on GoComics   over 1 year ago

    Once again, might wanna word a little differently.

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    DaJellyBelly  over 1 year ago

    Jack’s bum is drawing Bernice’s interest! LOL

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    AnyFace  over 1 year ago

    ”Well, maybe ‘one’ thing …” ✨

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    PJCreatrix  over 1 year ago

    Oh, there is…. ;-)

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 1 year ago

    As she stares at his butt.

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    Namrepus  over 1 year ago

    Oh, fer cryin’ out loud!

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    Baarorso  over 1 year ago

    Maybe for her, cracking the books and preparing for the future IS fun. :/

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    beb01  over 1 year ago

    Wow, two double entendre today — “Banging you head” and “There’s got to be something that turns you on.” I mean aside from guys wearing tight pants over fully-packed buns. Ben may be waiting for some time before Bernice remembers she started out to see him.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 1 year ago

    Well, the double entendre shows Greg still has his hand in the Luannaverse.

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    capricorn9th  over 1 year ago

    Aw, look at Bernice’s shy smirk. The smirk says “You have no idea, Jack.”

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    Joe Petitjean  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Jack is coming on to Bern.

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    rklynch  over 1 year ago

    Oh, Jack. if you only knew. Like I said a few times before on these threads, the girl is warm for your form….

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    luann1212 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yes clearly there is, for Bernice a burning cauldron of hormones, with all those brains, anxiety, feelings of displacement. Mr. Male brings them out, but I have a feeling that Ben will show up and she will be able to communicate with him without trauma. Or the other thing, she will seduce Jack directly. She should.

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    Doneaver  over 1 year ago

    Zero chance what is turning her on.

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    Caldonia  over 1 year ago

    Oh, but I seriously doubt that pursuing Jack would be any fun, no matter how much he turns her on. He’d probably be baffled if she told him he’s been suggestive towards her all week.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “My load?” No, Bernice, Jack’s load.

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    That Greg sure is a devil this week.

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    rklynch  over 1 year ago

    Honestly, I’d like to see Jack and Bernice get together. Yes, they’re polar opposites (Jack being a jock, Bernice being an intellectual). But it looks like they do have a good rapport together, and I’d like to see this storyline develop into something really interesting in the days, weeks and months ahead…

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    gnmnrbl  over 1 year ago

    Well jack, you certainly got that right, something IS turning her on and she’s lookin at it. Bernice, stop over analyzing; stop over thinking and do what’s coming natural to you. I’m sure jack wouldn’t complain if you just grabbed him and kissed him at very least.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine!”—One Night in Bangkok

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    Oh sure. Make HER walk off the sidewalk in the grass to maintain 6 feet. What a gentleman.

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    artsyguy65  over 1 year ago

    The only thing missing from this week’s story is the exasperated Comic Strip Censor from “Pearls Before Swine.”

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    hammytech  over 1 year ago

    Some kind of visual innuendo there…

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    Airman  over 1 year ago

    Jack is not romantically turned on by Bernice, nor is he a mind reader. Bernice just wants a little action with no stings attached. Enter Nil, who likes Bernice and would happy to settle her stress problem in the back of Jack’s truck.

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    kenhense  over 1 year ago

    Jack seems to be clueless about potential relationships so far. However I’d love to see Bernice put a big move on him.

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    DavidPayne  over 1 year ago

    Jack" Like cribbage! Have you ever tried cribbage?

    Bernice: Yes! I love pegging!

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    imagenesis  over 1 year ago

    And she is looking at it right now!… Now, I’ve been criticized before for posting comments like this, chill out people, I mean nothing wrong by it, we all know what is going on her stressed and tired brain at the moment. Who knows, it may be the start of a beautiful relationship! ¯\("-)/¯

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    Gus  over 1 year ago

    why do the sidewalks there only have room for one person

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    dadoctah  over 1 year ago

    Clueless, thy name is Jack.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Jack. You have no idea how true your words are in multiple entendres♡! The problem is that Bernice will never admit, even to herself, what attracts her right now. I hope Jack decides to help Bernice find that something. Being next to Jack would do good for her♡♡♡. Or make her more stressed…

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    Miles VanDelay  over 1 year ago

    I’d love to see them at least hint that something happened off panel. Let that also be open to interpretation for the “no sex in my comics” crowd.

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    ivendors  over 1 year ago

    Floats your boat?

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    JohnWThompsonIII  over 1 year ago

    I hope she Kisses him !

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yes, that is a great stress release, only with someone you care about. Otherwise it’s just gymnastics. Not sure what Bernese will or wont do here, but she needed to get control and relax.

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Also next panel, Jack will say, “Ah, my eyes are up here?”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There’s a “Jack @$$” joke in here somewheres…

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    EasyEight  over 1 year ago

    With all this strips issues it’s still far, far better than Funky Winkerbean . That idiot strip spent a week on a story line about a sidewalk modification.

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    elliel203  over 1 year ago

    Do it, girl. Kiss him.

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    ttuerff  over 1 year ago

    Is the six-foot distancing here a social comment, or a Bern behavior?

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    TORAD_07  over 1 year ago

    Be careful, there Jack. We don’t know yet if you’re destined for Bern or for Lu. We wouldn’t want to start a fight between the two. Also, I’m interested in seeing how the “brother” arc between bern and her returned brother will play out. Hopefully, we’ll see soon.

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    Uncle Bob  over 1 year ago

    Bernice. Regarding panel two. Did you forget to take the hanger out of your blazer?

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    JB10000Lakes  over 1 year ago

    Oh Jack, opening yourself up to a clingathon.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    I can think of many things that might turn her on.

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    mr , b  over 1 year ago

    Hey real world Dance like nobody is watching . I think Jack Helped luann , he can help bern also , Kissy kissy ?

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    CreativeChef  over 1 year ago

    Is she going to do anything about it?

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    morningglory61 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Um, Bernice? Take a good look at Jack.

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    ForrestOverin  over 1 year ago

    Let’s just get it over with, shall we?

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    Johnnyrico  over 1 year ago

    “Booooiiiinnnngggg…!”

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    Schrodinger's Dog  over 1 year ago

    Sunday: Brad and Toni wonder about the future.

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    bclark71  over 1 year ago

    Do it Bernice. Getcha some!

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    Convicted Pedant  over 1 year ago

    A square head? Puh-leeze!

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    Pohka  over 1 year ago

    Bernice’s mind is off her problems (nice summary Jack. Didn’t add details like housing or anything like that but it does I hit the majors). The problem is will she take Jack suggestion the way she wants or something else will happen? Safe bet is something else (enter Ben so we get something of a resolution on that and push Bernice’s load till later). Jack continues to show he’s a good guy but honestly no real interest in Bernice. Doesn’t mean it couldn’t happen but my money is that won’t happen until there’s a talk about things with Luann (Jack being present is optional) or if Jack suddenly starts talking to Bernice about Luann again. Either way I’m not seeing a near term loosening of Bernice’s load in the sense many want.

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    DaveQuinn  over 1 year ago

    Bernice think about sex? I doubt it.

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    buer  over 1 year ago

    The situation isn’t bad and Jack is nice but it’s been one week of repeating the same thing. This dialogue should have been covered in two days, three max.

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    YankeeFan56  over 1 year ago

    Bernice’s next comment – as Ralph Kramden used to say: "hummina hummina hummina!!!

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    Code the Enforcer  over 1 year ago

    … And cue that Robert Palmer song in … 3 – 2 – 1 …

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    eladee AKA Wally  over 1 year ago

    Looks like Ben has been just an excuse to expose Berniece’s attraction to Jack.

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    Michael G.  over 1 year ago

    A pregnant observation, no?

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    comic reader 22  over 1 year ago

    Jack is just a boring social worker type of guy. He needs a group of kids to motivate instead of spending his time sexually frustrating the girls in the neighborhood.

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    phileaux  over 1 year ago

    “Jack you have strong hands, how about a full body massage?”

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    marilynnbyerly  over 1 year ago

    In the real world at her age, she’d have had lots of experiences with being turned on.

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    sueb1863  over 1 year ago

    “OK, Jack. You. Me. Right now.”

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    w16521  over 1 year ago

    Nice play on words there Greg.

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    or at least can divert your attention. Or is your attention already diverted?……

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    BJShipley1  over 1 year ago

    Okay, WE GET IT. Bernice is attracted to Jack. Did we really need to have it beat into us for five days straight? Now either do something with it or move on to another character, because it’s starting to get uncomfortable watching her drool over him while he’s blissfully unaware.

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    rmbdot  over 1 year ago

    But… Pyro!

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    Chrystos B Minot  over 1 year ago

    Double entendre. Of course everyone refer to the sexual one. Why? Maybe because we are a sexually repressed society… Anyway, I like both (the non sexual and the sexual) allusions. Especially the non sexual - look at his body language -- he’s referring to the whole world of interesting things. Go Jack! Who says jocks can’t have savvy & wisdom? He’s great with dogs, so he has a big heart! …. And, Go Greg! Love this!

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    Tyge Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Jack’s romantic proclivities have been (deliberately?) perplexing. Back in the day he was an aggressive girl pursuer. At the bowling venue Nil accused Jack of pursuing every girl he meets with a life goal of dating 18 girls at once. He was shown to be dating both Luann and Tiffany at the same time. Some time in 2018 he became every recurring female character’s best friend; “bestie” as he put it. Both Luann and Tiffany (in both her svelte and chubby personas) have been enamored of him. Jack was supposed to arrive at the camping venue with Tara but they didn’t show up. No one thought it strange at the time.

    Ice Maiden, Bernice, on the other hand, fell big time for Piro and Zack and had her heart broken both times. So, we can pretty much see where this arc is headed.

    The wild card here is Ben. How does his relationship, or lack thereof, affect this dynamic?

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    swanridge  over 1 year ago

    This is starting to be “R” rated…

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    b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f  over 1 year ago

    Back to his package again.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Is this supposed to be Romantic Comedy (“RomCom”) or Tragical Farce (“Pagliacci” https://tinyurl.com/ote55vu )? The double entendres are piled knee-high already!

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    VickiP123  over 1 year ago

    worth the idea tho…

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    alexius23  over 1 year ago

    Is she looking at his butt?

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    wantcomicsnow  over 1 year ago

    And still no explanation as to why Bernice has such a problem with her brother that her brain freezes up, and she goes into hiding rather than speak to him.

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    PeterPirate  over 1 year ago

    Well, I for one am a lot less stressed today.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “So “Jedi Jack’s” solution for Bernice is to stop using her brain, eh? By all means come over to the “Jock Side of the Force,” Bernice. Besides, some “folks” (Like Jocks, Hoodlums and Politicians) don’t care for other “folks” (namely Nerds like yourself) who think."

    “And We already KNOW what Bern likes any way. We’ve already seen it.”

    “Here, in the last panel: https://www.gocomics.com/luann/2020/08/01”

    “Listening to music and studying. That what Bernice really likes. That’s what gets Bern’s mind off pf her “problems.” Ya’ll hopeless romantics think its Jack. Fat chance. One quick way to disprove it. Let Bern kiss Jack. I thought that was going happen today. It may happen next week, although I think (I HOPE) We move on to a new arc new week. But no. LET Bern kiss Jack. That would pretty END any hope of Jack/Bernice. Why? I’ve noticed that with few exceptions, when a someone kisses someone else in the Strip, that pretty much ends any budding romance. Bernice and Piro are good examples. The first and last smack and Thank God and Greyhound, Piro was GONE."

    “So I say let Bern “surprise kiss” Jack. The sooner that happens and startled Jack ask Bern “WTH is wrong with You??” the better. Then and only then, will Bernice will come to her senses, stop hem-hawing, and address her more immediate concern. FAMILY."

    Signed,

    Hee-Haw, Merry Christmas – Sam Wainwright

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    B LeCren  over 1 year ago

    Brings us back to the other ‘S’ word…

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I do like Jack’s attitude and common sense. But for Bernice, ignoring or replacing the problem won’t solve it, even though she might feel better. On the other hand, sometimes, if situations are left alone, they do resolve themselves.

    As for this reoccurring, one-sided attraction Bern has for Jack……Is he going to realize Bernice is attracted to him and will she ever speak up? Will it be a “light bulb” moment or left to fizzle out and/or contribute to her stress?And with this “social distancing “, how can they ever get together? Lol! ;-))

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  over 1 year ago

    Don’t do it, Berneice! Don’t jump him without his consent. He is a delicate soul, not just your plaything.

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    drewpamon  over 1 year ago

    I’m suprised that this week didn’t end with the two of them in bed.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    cue the ominous music

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    Hippodance  over 1 year ago

    Anyone else waiting on Jack to come out as being gay or bisexual?

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    smsrt  over 1 year ago

    “Yeah, like being in the great outdoors. Like I’d never noticed it before. Yeah, wow!”

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    GregWaddell  over 1 year ago

    “Whoo” _ Amy Farrah Fowler

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    reedkomicks Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Aaand that’s your cue Bern.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 1 year ago

    Surely the thought of (gasp !) sex is not crossing her mind ?

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    Rhetorical_Question   over 1 year ago

    Too bad that Gunther doesn’t share the same physique. Bernice ♡ Gunther or maybe Luann?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    Not going there . . .

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    PhoenixHocking  over 1 year ago

    Oh, this just made me chuckle. I’m not sure Jack meant it exactly the way we folks out here with the dirty minds took it. But yeah. Look around Bernice…what turns you on might be right in front of you. I’m cool to take this ride…

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    There is, but A) Bernie is Clueless. B) Luann is hopelessly Hetero.

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    THE OTHER JOEL Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Frankly if the situation was reversed and people were telling him to ‘just kiss her already’ many would be screaming about unwanted advances and sexual assault. Total hypocrisy.

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    Tyge Premium Member over 1 year ago

    99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

    98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

    97 bottles of beer on the wall. 97 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around 96 bottles of beer on the wall.

    Are we there yet?

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    whelan_jj  over 1 year ago

    Governor dictator of my state has shut down everything that might be fun.

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    stewartjn  over 1 year ago

    O.O

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    RossStanton1  over 1 year ago

    Well, there is one ride she’d like to go on.

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    darker7image  over 1 year ago

    YEP…!!!

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    JimDerry  over 1 year ago

    I hate to say it, but she’s old enough: she needs to get laid. That’s what he means, right?

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    lia <3  over 1 year ago

    There is, Jack.

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