Luann by Greg Evans for May 16, 2017

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  about 5 years ago

    oh, no apparent reason

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    AnyFace  about 5 years ago

    ‘Why’ is the best question.

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    margaretannehill  about 5 years ago

    Oh, he has the fuzz under his lip. Ach! Men and their love of facial hair.

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    MontanaTrav  about 5 years ago

    Uh Oh Gunther’s gonna get hosed again.

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    Dreamdeer  about 5 years ago

    Oh my, I know people into all of those!

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    howtheduck  about 5 years ago

    The first person who appears to be actually getting ready to bowl and of course it’s Bernice.

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    SactoSylvia  about 5 years ago

    Bernice is showing a sense of humor at last! Her timing could have been better though…

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    howtheduck  about 5 years ago

    Sounds like you might be my first client! Why?

    1.Because you, sir, sound like a crazy person.

    2.Because of all things you said you liked, not one of them is something you can get a degree in, even at that awful community college you go to, so clearly you are floundering about what you want to do with your life and you are unable to answer the question, “What’s your major?”

    3.Because unlike most therapists, I have decided to make it my policy to date my clients.

    4.Because I think I can come up with a way to mix creative taxidermy, stop-motion horror flicks and medieval weaponry. Have you ever heard of a movie called “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”? It has all those things in it and I think it is begging for a remake.

    5.Because I plan to specialize in therapies for the nerd.

    6.Because I read a book about the best pick-up lines used by psychologists and that was the number one line.

    7.Because we have been talking for a while now and not once have you looked at my chest.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Bernice made a funny. I hope they still get along.

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    Wizardgoat  about 5 years ago

    Nil and Jack are opposites on dating. Nil’s attempt at a strike seems headed for the gutter. But Jack keeps setting them up so he can knock them over.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Creative Taxidermy??” Well Nil, unless You are “Creatively” Stuffing People, You Sir, are about to get an Unpleasant Visit from PETA.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I see trouble ahead. And maybe a really creepy guy in your future, Bernice! RUN!!!!

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    Carrots  about 5 years ago

    Man, I wish Nil would laugh

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    Just one more thing  about 5 years ago

    First

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    Argythree  about 5 years ago

    @CARROTS: Not everyone thinks it’s funny to be told that they might need their head shrunk…

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    kenhense  about 5 years ago

    Dang – I was hoping Nil had a sense of humor! He got a very, very rare sexy smile from Bernice. He missed a big window to get on board. Maybe like, “I guess you don’t wanna be MY first client.” This pair of birds won’t fly if Nil has no sense of humor (I’m trying to remember if Gunther ever laughs).

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    Brdshtt Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Careful, Bern – if you drop that ball on Emo’s foot, he will become “Screamo”.

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    BJShipley1  about 5 years ago

    Okay, that was pretty funny. A tip of the hat to Bernice.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Nil is aptly named. I got panned when I mentioned that college doesn’t necessarily teach you anything useful. I know this is a strip but still.

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    31768  about 5 years ago

    SAY WHAT BERNICE? you are just as weird!

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    Schrodinger's Dog  about 5 years ago

    Bernice ..time to practice extricating your foot from your mouth.

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    draculadave  about 5 years ago

    Hello Judgmental Princess

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    Train 1911  about 5 years ago

    Be careful Bernice you might be his first victim your too cute for that

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    Schrodinger's Dog  about 5 years ago

    not good banter for a first date, Bernice. There won’t be a second.

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    Luanaphile  about 5 years ago

    Bernice says, “I am into manipulating people and events to accomplish my goals, which I never question.”

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    InColorado  about 5 years ago

    A bright career as a barista awaits him.

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    RolloTheGrouch  about 5 years ago

    Hmmmm … Nil didn’t mention art. I wonder why he’s sticking around in that ridiculous art class.

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    TheBigPickle  about 5 years ago

    A match made in heaven… or… maybe the other place…

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    Argy.Bargy2  about 5 years ago

    Too bad. This could have been, at least, a friendship, if not more. Bernice’s judgmental attitude will probably push Nil away.

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    Luanaphile  about 5 years ago

    Stop-action taxidermy would fit nicely with the interest in horror movies.

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    kimba999  about 5 years ago

    I don’t think any of Nil’s hobbies qualify as a major at a community college. Though if he majors in history, he could conceivably make medieval weaponry a focus of study for a graduate degree.

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    lrideou  about 5 years ago

    No Bernice, you are your first client.

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    Kirk Sinclair  about 5 years ago

    Nil – as his name implies – is too negative and anti-everything. It will be interesting if that changes in any way with his involvement with Bernice.

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    Code the Enforcer  about 5 years ago

    Bernice is showing some humor and loosening up – good for her! Hopefully, Nil – who has a dry wit of his own – will pick up the pace, and pick up that spare later on! :)

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    jr1234  about 5 years ago

    For the 20 minutes I couldn’t see anything because an ad BLOCKS entire page. I retried on 5 new windows and finally used the 5/14 short cut url and then I could finally sign in and comment. THIS IS GETTING WORSE.

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    locake  about 5 years ago

    It sounds like Nil is stating his interests, what he is into. Not what he is studying. We know he is taking art.

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    jrankin1959  about 5 years ago

    Yep – made for each other…

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Two of a kind

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    ViscountNik  about 5 years ago

    <———- Approves of the medieval weaponry, not sure how I feel about Berenice’s statement.

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    Kamui1815  about 5 years ago

    Anyone else think Bernie’s headed for a wierd love triangle?

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    Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Bern smiling all through the strip? Something’s changing.

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    kenhense  about 5 years ago

    Greg & Karen – Please don’t jump to another arc tomorrow (but they might).

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    cosman  about 5 years ago

    Nil’s course load indicates that he attends the most “Liberal Arts” community college in the world..!

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    chris_weaver  about 5 years ago

    Sounds like Nil may have Gomez Addams in his family tree.

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    RSH  about 5 years ago

    I’m not sure that Nil, an emo / goth type, is relating to Bern’s teasing and humor. He’s serious about these things and she’s making fun. It will be interesting to see where this goes. These two may not be as compatible as we might think.

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    Uncle Bob  about 5 years ago

    I believe it was Dick Cavett who said psychology was the study of the id by the odd…

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I think that it is time for Crystal to make an appearance.

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    locake  about 5 years ago

    I think Nil will have a witty comeback in tomorrow’s strip.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Nil is a dreamer, a soulful creative sort. Bernie is a stone-cold realist and not nearly as clever as she thinks she is. While they at first seemed like a possible Good Match, I now think them incompatible. C’est la vie!

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    RSH  about 5 years ago

    I can’t help but notice the intensity of Nil’s face as it fills the 2nd panel. These things are his passion, despite the fact that he comes across (most of the time) as apathetic, an emo characteristic I think.

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    Carrots  about 5 years ago

    i sure hope that little joke didn’t ruin it all

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    pennst8drr  about 5 years ago

    It rubs the lotion on the skin…..

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    And Your Point Would Be  about 5 years ago

    Nil was able to think on his feet and fire a quick comeback at Zébo. Maybe he’ll do the same toward Bernice. (Although “Why?” maybe says it all.)

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