Luann by Greg Evans for April 15, 2017

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  over 5 years ago

    how long until she finally gives him the notes?

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    Namrepus  over 5 years ago

    Does Bern think she’s with Derek, or what?

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    AnyFace  over 5 years ago

    “The Way To A Man’s Heart …”

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    howtheduck  over 5 years ago

    Piro has not eaten much today, which I suppose is one of the joys of being homeless. If the notes are not enough to reel him in, then maybe the nibbles will do it.

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    AnyFace  over 5 years ago

    Feed a man, and he’ll eat for a day.

    Teach him to feed himself, and he may never come back.

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    atomicdog  over 5 years ago

    Are those Pop-Tarts?

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    suv2000  over 5 years ago

    Just jump him already

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    31768  over 5 years ago

    he’ll get full and fall asleep on the couch next. he already has a more pleasant expression on his face.

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    GovernmentCheese  over 5 years ago

    I wonder if Piro’s story is going to be something interesting and reflective or he will just be some school bum looking for notes and snacks. Time will tell.

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    cdgar  over 5 years ago

    You missed your chance Bernice, to say “Coffee, Tea, or Me?”

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    Wizardgoat  over 5 years ago

    By the usual patterns of this strip, it feels like Bernice is probably making a fool of herself in some way. If that’s the case it would mean that any relationship between her and Piro won’t work out for some reason. Just a hunch.

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    top cat james  over 5 years ago

    “I get my meal planning ideas from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

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    THE OTHER JOEL Premium Member over 5 years ago

    So she brings a cornucopia of what she has available, and because she did that she is a loser?Some of you are never satisfied. Seriously.

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    Ruth Brown  over 5 years ago

    I thought she was acting like a normal hostess. Much better than how she has behaved in the past.

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    Wizardgoat  over 5 years ago

    Any bets on whether Piro will get full and fall asleep on Bernice’s couch? If so, she may not be able to bring herself to evict him at curfew, and he may spend the night there. What a switch that would be after her assault on Tiffany for the same.

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    Argythree  over 5 years ago

    Bernice, you’re overdoing things. You were okay at popcorn. Just start talking about the notes so at least you’re TALKING. Maybe once you both get more comfortable talking to each other, you can find a few other things out, like, ’What’s your phone number, Piro?’

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    Brdshtt Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The trap is being set.

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    beb01  over 5 years ago

    Bernice’s desperate pursuit of Piro is about as boring as this strip can get. Time to move on. Bring back Delta. Bring back Crystal. Bring back Knute…. BRING BACK LUANN!

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    JayBluE  over 5 years ago

    Well, Piro…you’re running out of excuses to ‘exit’… you say “Didn’t each much”, she brings out a buffet…

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    ..If you were suffering from oppressively warm air, I’m sure she can find the “Wind’O’Matic 2000” in one of the closets…

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    …I guess, then, that now’s probably not the best time to mention your recent bout of constipation….

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    JayBluE  over 5 years ago

    “A Ration-al Thought”

    “All That, And A Bag O’ Chips”

    “Please, Sir, Can I Have Some More?”

    “All Of Her Twists”

    “The Way To A Man’s Heart, Is The Express Detour Through His Stomach”

    “The Luann(e) Platter”

    “Captain Cook And The Swiss Miss”

    “Polish, Bavarian, Frankfurter And Hamburger Are Spoken Here”

    “Iran To The Store And Grabbed Some China, And Picked Up Some Greece, And Baked Alaska… And I Was Russian Home, Because I Thought You Were Hungary”

    “I’m Quitting Swedish Meatballs, Cold Turkey…But I’ll Take Your Little Sandwich Islands, There!”

    “The Spy Who Loved Meat”

    “Gold(enCorral)finger”

    “Dr. Won’t-Take-No-For-An Answer”

    “Diet Another Day”

    “For Your Ice, Only”

    “A Lot On His Plate”

    “You Are Now Connected To The Dish Network”

    “In My World, The Skies Are A Grey Poupon”

    “I Like Bread And Butter, I Like Toast And Jam..” (♪)

    “A Polaner Eclipse”

    or

    “Will Ya Please Pass The Jelly?”

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    flowerladytoo  over 5 years ago

    Possibly, could this could be a lead up to finding out Piro’s story? Stay tooned ;-)

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    I think the food has sparked some interest in Piro. Maybe he is destitute and really needs a good meal (or even the sandwich and whatnot that the Smitten Bee has rustled up). The kid needs something to perk up his energy level!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Now, I’m feeling sorry for Piro. Between Tiff and Bern, I think he will make out okay though!

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    OneTime59  over 5 years ago

    Looks like this episode will continue at least until Piro finishes those eats.

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    dlkrueger33  over 5 years ago

    He FINALLY looks interested. Maybe this latest ploy will work.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Piro has been consistently depicted as nice and polite, but some people hate the character entirely because he’s homeless.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Bern is giving Piro the full treatment.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Gee,thanks Mom.Or should I call you Mrs. Cleaver?

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    Airman  over 5 years ago

    You would think that living with Dez, Bernice might know some secret tea blends that would act like love potions or libido liberators. Still, this is a potentially scary situation. Threat of the unknown.

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    LadyJ4444  over 5 years ago

    This is so sweet. I sure hope these two become a couple.

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    Tyge  over 5 years ago

    Well that was an eyebrow raiser! And yep! Piro will be a sympathy-worthy little puppy dog for Bee.

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    eringreen974  over 5 years ago

    (Bernice’s) Hungry Eyes

    A Total Eclair of the Heart

    I’m sure I’ll think of more later. Need coffee.

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    R.J.C.  over 5 years ago

    In order for Piro to become a more likable character we need to learn about his back story now, otherwise we’ll never know if he’s worthy of Bernice’s feelings for him. I still insist that Zane is the best suited character to establish a relationship with Bernice, but I guess at this point Evans will never bring him back.

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    z.a.m  over 5 years ago

    Popcorn? With tea? Good grief…

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Bern! Enough Already with the “Hostess with the Mostest,” bit! Get to the “Tell Me a little something about You, Piro,” Part!!!

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    1rbturner2  over 5 years ago

    Through everything we’ve seen him in, he always seems to be very polite. Very quiet, polite, and appreciative.

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    Moon57Shine  over 5 years ago

    “A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.” Bernice takes it to the next level.

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    luann1212 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    As I have said before Bernice already has her nose WIDE open for Piro. Now that he is needy, but not in a greedy or manipulative kind of way (we hope) and he is a student, if it turns out a relationship can happen she will be hocked for life. She already defends him putting her job and reputation on the line. I don’t think Greg would let him be the burglar who took the TV either, but she would still defend him. He meets her needs to be needed frankly, and that is fraught with all kinds of potentially very bad things, but not necessarily. He could be a profile in courage going to school with little money, with a goal in mind, and basically being a bit lonely; OMG, that will totally hook Bernice! So lets hope we find out more about him, it’s essentially good, and she finally finds somebody who meets ALL her needs. She will be the good, snarky, but good-hearted Bernice we all know. Lets keep our fingers crossed. Jeez this comic gets one so involved in the fantasy.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 5 years ago

    You know, if there’s any marmalade on that tray, they could put this song on the stereo (or whatever music device Bern may have):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1SenDxZAbA

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    Schrodinger's Dog  over 5 years ago

    food food glorious food!

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    Code the Enforcer  over 5 years ago

    Again, regardless of Bernice’s intentions (basically good ones, too, ultimately we’ll hope), Piro just looks grateful and appreciative.

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    locake  over 5 years ago

    If you feed stray animals you will never get rid of them.

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    Airman  over 5 years ago

    GoComics says it has over 500 comics and I probably check about 8 or 10 on a daily basis. Luann, with all of its shortcomings, is still well drawn and the most interesting.Chickweed Lane has some really fine and creative drawing, and is sometimes almost soft porn, but the characters are sterile and not very likable. With Luann, you want the characters to be happy, but they are so repressed that this almost never happens. It’s like a slot machine that never pays off.

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    Germanshepherds4ever  over 5 years ago

    RiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiDICULOUS!

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 5 years ago

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    Overall, I like several things about today’s comic:

    1. I think Bernice is being very nice and gracious to her hoped for “amor” Piro. She is acting far more herself at this point compared to how she was acting in the bathroom or when she was trying to get Tiffany’s phone.

    2. I really like Piro’s expression in the last panel. Obviously he stated that he was hungry. But, the way Greg has drawn Piro’s expression, I see more than simply happiness about getting some food…. the way Greg has drawn Piro’s expression makes me feel Piro is kind, polite, and genuinely appreciative to Bernice for her kindness towards him…. in addition to being happy about getting some food.

    3. Not sure completely what is on the plate of snacks…. it could be Pop-Tarts as suggested, or perhaps (my first thought) some frozen pizza squares Bernice microwaved, or perhaps waffles. Not really sure. But, the array of foods was nice, and seems fun and really not “over-the-top” as far as what could be offered to a guest. The bowl of what appears to be ramen noodles is also a nice touch. Very “college-ey”.

    From the perspective of Piro’s initial comment “I haven’t eaten much today.” many of us have inferred this is another indication of his homelessness. But, while I tend to think he may not have a place to stay, I still think he may be “homeless” for an atypical reason (in other words, not typical poverty). I still suspect he may be either a) purposefully not having a home for some reason (an “experience” or perhaps a “statement” of some sort), or b) he may be from a wealthy family who has cut him off for some reason.

    I do hope this arc continues into next week.

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    Code the Enforcer  over 5 years ago

    Hmmm … and it’s right at the end of the Lenten season. Could this be Piro and Bernice’s ‘Easter feast’??!!

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    RSH  over 5 years ago

    Let’s see.. what are those square flat things with yellow and orange sprinkles… pop tarts ?… OK… pop tarts, bowl of cereal, crackers, chips and soda.

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    Luanaphile  over 5 years ago

    You just took my appetite away.

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    Lady Bri  over 5 years ago

    Bern knows the way to a man’s heart.

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    Thantilize  over 5 years ago

    Is that the French part of LADY MARMALADE I hear?“Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?”

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    Schrodinger's Dog  over 5 years ago

    so, does Piro stuff his face or does Bernice hand feed him?

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    Brdshtt Premium Member over 5 years ago

    @LOCAKE “If you feed stray animals you will never get rid of them.”

    So who here keeps feeding GERMANSHEPHERDS4EVER????

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