Luann by Greg Evans for January 22, 2017
dez: hi, tiff! been shopping? tiffany: yup. my dad said i need to do better in school, so i got new long lasting makeup that'll give me more study time! tiffany: see? 72-hour mascara, all-day foundation. 12-hour lipstick dez: y'know! some of these ingredients mess up your endocrine system bernice: did you check that these weren't tested on animals? dez: uh-oh carcinogens! bernice: you probably shouldn't use any of this stuff, tiffany tiffany: well, great! there goes my education!