Luann by Greg Evans for January 20, 2017

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    gromit82  over 5 years ago

    At least Bernice is getting good exercise. It seems that she spends lots of time jumping … to conclusions.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  over 5 years ago

    Hm…. how suspicious of Tiffany

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    Argythree  over 5 years ago

    @BOBBIEPINN: Whiskey tango foxtrot…

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    wiselad  over 5 years ago

    poor Tiff, she can’t spend time with Daddy and Mommy, because they are off somewhere in the orient or on Europe, poor poor Tiff, and she pretends she got to do stuff on the break so no need to stay at the dorm

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    Lion_Tamer  over 5 years ago

    If Tiffany took the TV, she probably thought that no one would be using it over the winter break and has it in her dorm room to use for her self. Which is about Tiffany’s speed, never considering that it might construed as theft.

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    AnyFace  over 5 years ago

    Doesn’t even rise to the level of ‘Circumstantial Evidence.’

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    sar  over 5 years ago

    Gunther stayed for some winter thing and Tiffany stayed the night with him…this is such a reach but I wish it were true.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Gee, WAY to throw Tiffany under the Bus, Bern. THAT, gets Your wannabe ‘boyfriend’ OFF the ‘Hook.’

    Maybe…..,

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    Brdshtt Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Perhaps the campus cop had something to do with it, too. As soon as Tiffany’s name was mentioned, his belt tightened and he sucked in his gut.

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    Mikeyj  over 5 years ago

    Tiffany is a lot of negative things, but, thief isn’t something I could see her doing.

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    Dreamdeer  over 5 years ago

    It could just as easily have been one of the students officially staying there.

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    Mikeyj  over 5 years ago

    Obviously, someone ELSE used her card, but, was it Piro? (Seems too obvious)….Perhaps Bernice will accuse him and ruin ANY chance with him.

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    Mikeyj  over 5 years ago

    Maybe it’s MPQ!! He may have run out of money and, as a foreign student, isn’t really supposed to work…. kick his butt out of the country! :D

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    sueb1863  over 5 years ago

    Bernice, go away. You’ve done your job, let the authorities handle it from now on. You might not even know whoever took the TV. It could have been one of the students who let in a few other people who helped them cart it away. One person couldn’t have carried it.

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    Anon4242  over 5 years ago

    Are we FINALLY going to officially discover that Piro is homeless?

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    kerumbo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Tiffany’s mad because she’s the ONLY character who wasn’t invited to the wedding.

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    JayBluE  over 5 years ago

    Yeah, that’s it, Bern… Throw them off of your scarf… I mean, trail… I mean- oh, never mind!

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    The only charges Tiffany would prefer to have thrown at her, have Visa on them…

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    JayBluE  over 5 years ago

    Thanks to Dog, Point, Mordy, Trilogy, JPW, Brd, and everyone else! - For posterity/reference, I got back late, but did leave some responses…

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    Tyge  over 5 years ago

    AAAARRRRGGGG!!!! Bern would drive a squirrel nuts.

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    JayBluE  over 5 years ago

    I could see Bernice with a plaid hat, trench coat and magnifying lens, all “Clouseau-style”, clumsily pointing the finger at everyone and anyone… Only for each to be able to easily answer her ‘off the mark’ arrows of accusation… Leading from person to person, until she almost runs out of people to accuse.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Yeah, Tiffany made off with a TV set. Seriously?

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    JayBluE  over 5 years ago

    “Suzie A-Q’z”

    “To Circumstance, With Love”

    “I Eat Red Herring”

    “You Ain’t Nuthin’ But A Hound Dog” (♪♬)

    “Never Go In Arraign, Without Protection”

    “Don’t Count Your Students, Before They Can Hatch A Plan”

    “Put Two And Two Together, And You Get Chicken Salad”

    “Judge, Jury And Poor Execution”

    “De-nounce, Is A Person Placing Bad Things” (♬♪)

    “Pin The Trail On The Wonky”

    “That’s The Ticket!”

    or

    “Wrapped Around Your Finger Pointing”

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    Outsideplaying  over 5 years ago

    For someone who has been portrayed as smart over the years, Bernice sure is dumb lately. JayBlue, love the reference to ‘Clouseau-style’. So fitting since Bern seems to be going down every rabbit hole.

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    dblbaraje  over 5 years ago

    I know this is a comic, but Bernice is being shown in a demeaning manor. She is not that stupid, just misguided. Accusing Tiffany of being a thief is not funny. The Evan’s missed the ball on this one.

    Also, it is sad that Tiffany had to spend the Holiday break at college. It means her Father did not have time for her. All I want is for Tiffany to find someone who will show her true love and not dessert her.

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    JayBluE  over 5 years ago

    Instead of stealing the TV, maybe Tiffany should’ve just taken the remote…

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    JayBluE  over 5 years ago

    If it wasn’t Tiffany, I think Piro was thinking about taking it, but put it down, because he had to rest. Then, he put it down, turned around for something, got distracted, and had to leave. Then Hair thought it was for the College garage sale. Then, Viper came and offered to help carry it, and she stopped to get a dolly to put it on. Then, in giving them the Dolly, Sun suggested that they test it out, in someone else’s room (off dorm, by now). So, you’ll find them all there, watching… And nobody realized that it was all because of a misunderstanding…

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    stefaninafla  over 5 years ago

    Bernice, you’re not looking too bright here. My guess is someone stole Tiffany’s cards. Tiffany doesn’t strike me as thief, but she does strike me as someone who would get careless about a door key card.

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    A R V reader  over 5 years ago

    Didn’t Tiffany end up with one of Piro’s scarves as well?

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    Innocent until proven guilty, Bernice.

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    Vorticia  over 5 years ago

    Sigh…and the saga continues and Bern still hasn’t a clue.

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    jrankin1959  over 5 years ago

    Oh, for pity’s sake – Tiffany’s Dad has enough to purchase an entire Best Buy for her…

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    blessosu  over 5 years ago

    Tiffany didn’t take it. She would never lift anything that heavy!

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    TORAD_07  over 5 years ago

    I don’t, for one milisecond, think this is Tiffany. If she needed a TV, she need only whip out Daddy’s CC. I simply think this is a records SNAFU. Perhaps, Tiffany wasn’t even there, even though the records say she was. To be determined.

    What it might be, though, is a setup between Tiff and Bern. Bern accuses Tiff, (perhaps privately at first), and then Tiff counters by blackmailing Bern in re: Piro. Should prove very interesting… [popcorn popping]

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 5 years ago

    @THEODORKERIN: First of all, we have no idea if Tiffany was involved with the disappearance of the TV at all; that was just a guess that Bernice blurted out. Secondly, it would be very unlikely that Tiffany would care at all about not being invited to Brad’s wedding. But even if she was mad, why would she try to get back at Brad by stealing a TV from Moony U?

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 5 years ago

    @BLESSOSU: LOL!!! You’re probably right; when Tiffany was moving into her dorm suite, she had a whole football team carrying her furniture and stuff…

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    CitizenOfTheValley  over 5 years ago

    My guess.. Tiffany is not there. Piro stole her card so he would have a place to sleep. Or maybe she gave it to him to use while she was away.

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    luann1212 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I am not at all concerned that Tiffany did any crime. The last thing she would do is commit a crime. It is interesting that she gets introduced in the arc in this way. I for one want to see how it plays out, and contrary to some who must have a major case of attention deficit disorder, I really want this arc to play out. It should really be very interesting.

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    Uncle Bob  over 5 years ago

    Tiffany’s a theif, alright. She just stole Piro from Bernice…

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    Night-Gaunt49  over 5 years ago

    Look at this as what it is——————-a farce, then smile and laugh at the antics.

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    locake  over 5 years ago

    I think Bernice stole the TV. She is way too eager to assign blame to anyone else. She had Dez with her when she “discovered” the missing TV so Dez is her witness at finding the TV gone. They should just lock Bernice up now and write her out of this comic. She is tedious and annoying. Aren’t comics supposed to be humorous, at least some of the time. This one is rarely funny.

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    Germanshepherds4ever  over 5 years ago

    Tiffany and Leslie would be a perfect match. The thug and the slut.

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    RolloTheGrouch  over 5 years ago

    Today’s Friday, and by regular storytelling conventions the story is nowhere near a resolution. Usually a story arc ends on a Saturday. So either the Evanses are going to let the story just hang tomorrow, or we’re going to be treated to another week or two of this farce.

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 5 years ago

    @ROLLOTHEGROUCH: Look at it this way: this arc is distracting some of us from the other stories going on in the real world…

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    Annie K.  over 5 years ago

    The adults in panel 3 seem to be thinking ‘uh oh, we should have dismissed this kid before starting to discuss the case!’ Well yeah…

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    Neil Wick  over 5 years ago

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    Schrodinger's Dog  over 5 years ago

    Since Tiffany and Bernice have already locked horns over Piro, its a natural development that one of them would be complicit in his still being around. Now, was it knowingly or?….

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Bern is a serial jump-to-contusions sort

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 5 years ago

    @Schrodinger’s Dog: Remember, though, that Bernice is assuming (since she found a scarf) that Piro is involved and so she’s trying to protect him. There was a time she spent all day wearing a scarf because she thought it was his, and it turned out to be Hair’s scarf. So we shouldn’t follow Bernice’s lead, and assume that a scarf found in the common area was proof that Piro was there. Maybe it was Hair again, and maybe whoever left the scarf had nothing to do with the missing TV. The scarf may just be a red ‘hairing’…

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    Schrodinger's Dog  over 5 years ago

    @ARGY.BARGY2 LOL …“Hairing”?! good one.

    yes I agree, it’s possibly Hair’s, tho I tend to think Hair’s would be in his own room. As Piro doesn’t have a room, I can see it more likely his. And agreed that it may be co-incidence and entirely unconnected to the TV. I wouldn’t be surprised if Gunther took it to repair or something without telling anyone.

    But I still have a nagging feeling the TV culprit may never be known. In real life that’s often the case. I suspect the TV is serving as a McGuffin … a plot device to bring about other developments, e.g.: now between Tiffany and Bernice.

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    ironman01  over 5 years ago

    Go sniff some more of what ever that was before you say any more Bernice, you made a lot more sense after you sniffed that.

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    RSH  over 5 years ago

    Bernice is just a nervous wreck. She wonders if Piro had anything to do with this. Now there’s a connection to Tiffany who may have given Piro her card access (so he could have a place to sleep), or they may have been hanging out together in the lounge over the break.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Don’t leap to crucify the Tiffster, folks!

    Maybe she foolishly (i.e., in her normal good-hearted but unthinking fashion) lent her keycard to someone less honorable….

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    Schrodinger's Dog  over 5 years ago

    @sisyphos , yeh, but good-hearted or not, what she did put everyone else in the dorm at risk. What if her judgement re: Piro wasn’t good and he wasn’t the amiable non-dangerous person she assumed him to be? Or did she really know that his judgement as to who else to let in would be good? She could have been exposing the others to unacceptable personal danger.

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    RSH  over 5 years ago

    Even the campus security guard and Ms Lopez seem shocked by Bernice’s outburst and quick assumptions regarding Tiffany.

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