Luann by Greg Evans for November 08, 2016

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  almost 6 years ago

    why are the girls even best friends now anyway?

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    Mikeyj  almost 6 years ago

    Neither one interests me

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    GirlGeek Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    On an unrelated note: It’s Election Day. If you are eighteen or older, please go out and vote. Our country’s in trouble either way, it’s our decision to find out if we’re going to burn into the ground or succumb to torture until we can elect Bernie in 2020.

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Feeling hollow? Try not to wallow.

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    AnyFace  almost 6 years ago

    Luann doesn’t have a date for the wedding yet, does she?

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    Brdshtt Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Wait ‘till Greg’s wife finds out he tagged the side of Bernie’s mattress.

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    luann1212 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    They are friends trust me. Just because they bicker over life issues does not mean they are bad for each other or somehow are not friends. I think that they are in a way reflecting a mirror view of the issues with each other in relationships. Bernice is not criticizing Jack or Nil/Emo themselves, but she is telling Luann she does not see rock climbing as a fun thing to do. Don’t take chances! Luann is telling Bernice laying on a couch dreaming over an unobtainable mystery man is not something she would do either. Get real! So one might take a chance (Luann), while the other would daydream the unobtainable (Bernice). Maybe Bernice should take some chances, while Luann should get real? Mirror images reverse. Just my late night before I hit the sack thoughts. I again reiterate that the Bern and Luann are not seeming to be threatened by Jack in particular. Notice how quiet and still they are waiting for the girls to come back. Neither is doing anything, and they are not talking to each other, Jack having his arms crossed, while Nil/Emo is sitting politely with his hands on the table. Hardly stalker behavior. Maybe these two are both in need of female friends and relationships and that is the common thread even though they are totally different people. But not dangerous. This is not a Dirk type situation.

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    Argythree  almost 6 years ago

    Why are the choices that Luann and Bernice are talking about the only choices?

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    MrGoobinski  almost 6 years ago

    Bernice is a total LOSER. She is trapped in a box which is her life. Behind her a miserable childhood. In front of her is more of the same, as an adult..To the right is her condescending self. To the left is the smug know-it-all.Look up and there is the vast emptiness of loneliness.Looking down is the pit she lives in. Filled with sorrow, self-pity, and doubt; a never ending, unhappy existence.She needs serious help.

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    kenhense  almost 6 years ago

    Berneice shouldn’t have said what WE are doing. That amounts to a dare. However it looks like Luann was headed in Jack’s direction anyway. I just wish it wasn’t somebody this gross.

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    Scott Stevenson  almost 6 years ago

    Bern, I don’t think EmoBoy has enough upper body strength for climbing a rock wall. Let the two of them go off and do that, while the two of you do something that isn’t going to physically tax either of you.

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    Tyge  almost 6 years ago

    Piro looks to be a amalgam of what’s sitting at the table.

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    sueb1863  almost 6 years ago

    So Luann can go without Bernice. They ain’t joined at the hip.

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    JayBluE  almost 6 years ago

    Didn’t know the “ladies’ room” was what they called the floor space in the middle of the Cafe?!….must be the ‘dance spot’ where they can do the ‘P.P. Herman’…

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    Airman  almost 6 years ago

    Cut to the chase. Usually Luann’s romances end up “on the rocks”, this one can start on the rocks and save time.

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    JayBluE  almost 6 years ago

    “Sofa, So Good”

    “Hard Rock Castaway”

    “Maybe I’ll Win….Saved By Piro” (♪)

    “A Climb On The Line”

    “A Cushion In Her Corner Pocket”

    “American Sad-iators”

    “Ninja Snore-ior”

    “Misery Loves Comfy”

    “The Shill Of Victory…The Agony Of My Feet”

    “Let’s Not Get Physical” (♪)

    “Home Field Disadvantage”

    “Ain’t No Way I’m Fit-ness In My Schedule!”

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    “Holding Out For A Piro” (♫)

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I don’t care who dates who. I’m just fascinated that Luann and Bernice can see each others thought-pictures, and point to them.

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    Flash Gordon  almost 6 years ago

    I was called on the carpet yesterday by many commenters

    and I agree that I was a bit harsh in my comment.

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    jrankin1959  almost 6 years ago

    I think we just broke a new wall, here…

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    Schrodinger's Dog  almost 6 years ago

    Bernice is angry too much of the time. A good rock climb would help her have a release for all that pent-up frustration.

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    reedkomicks Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Luann’s got the picture.

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    old_timey_dude  almost 6 years ago

    A little exercise would be good for both of these sad sacks.

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    æ²  almost 6 years ago

    Climb every rock wall, Ford is a car, Follow every rainbow, Forget that guy with a star.

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    THE OTHER JOEL Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Luann, “Hey Bernice…aside from all that. who invited you anyway?”

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    Germanshepherds4ever  almost 6 years ago

    Don’t encourage them, Luann!!!!!!!

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    dw90125  almost 6 years ago

    At least Luann is open to a growth opportunity. I hope she succeeds in dragging Bern along. Even if it’s a horrible date, at least it’s a date. You gotta get out there!

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    ACTIVIST1234  almost 6 years ago

    How nice they’re so comfortable in their friendship they can openly disagree. And how nice of Bern to unwittingly push Lu to do something adventurous. Hope Nil and Bern go along “just to watch”.

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    ACTIVIST1234  almost 6 years ago

    If you see TJ, please twist his arm so he gives the catering info to poor Emily ASAP. She has a lot of tasks to complete before Dec. 11.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Good Grief, these ‘Two.’

    Ladies, Just Tell those two Slugs, “You’re-Not-Interested.” I SWEAR its getting so the ONLY Male You “Power-House” Fem-Bots will Stand Up to is Gunther. And He is the Nicest Guy in the Strip…..,

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    seismic-2 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Who invited Bernice on the date???

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    Outsideplaying  almost 6 years ago

    I couldn’t ‘reply’, but yes, to Sukie and Scott S, Bernie and Nil could be Luann’s cheering section and watch. But most climbing walls have beginner walls that are fairly easy to navigate. It’s more than just arm strength. It’s planning a route using both arms and legs and position to best advantage. Strength definitely helps but the safety equipment is there to save you.

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    Trust but verify.

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    ae2 – Funny!

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    evilstepqueen  almost 6 years ago

    I would say, go out and make the best of it. At least it’s something different to do. Plus, if the girls double date it gives them a little more security and the other to lean on if it’s awful!

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    BTW, have you noticed that w one exception, all the scarf wearers have engaged in turtling behavior? It is a visual clue.

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    Vorticia  almost 6 years ago

    Why not try something new, like rock climbing? What a bunch of sticks in the mud…

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    Linnorm  almost 6 years ago

    I won’t bore you all by saying who you should vote for. Will it be Trump, Clinton, or even Johnson? We won’t know until tomorrow. But, here in California, we have IMPORTANT ISSUES to determine, aka State Propositions. Will marijuana be legalized? Will the death penalty be repealed? And only in California will you find this gem: will adult film actors be required to use condoms?

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  almost 6 years ago

    Go for it, Bernice.

    What’s the worst thing which could happen?

    You could fall, sever your spine and be a tetraplegic for 95+ years.

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    Airman  almost 6 years ago

    Oh, come on, Greg……….Bernice is so up tight, she wouldn’t even lay on her bed without crossing her legs.

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    luann1212 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    See needs to have her heart broken and a serious all encompassing relationship, then she needs Luann to be there to love her and pick up the pieces. I think if she goes through that she will finally mature, although it will be painful as hell. I kind of hope GE lets her do that, even though I will cringe. I like her anyway as one of main characters in Luannverse Air.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I’m not sure what “that” #1 is.

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    Argy.Bargy2  almost 6 years ago

    This is a family-type ’toon, guy. Chill…

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    Night-Gaunt49  almost 6 years ago

    Wall climbing is number one.

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    locake  almost 6 years ago

    I didn’t hear any invitation for Bernice to go rock climbing. Luann really needs to dump her clingy, neurotic friend.

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    walkingmermaid  almost 6 years ago

    And to some of us, rock climbing is an awesome activity. Bernice needs to seriously try experiencing life instead of just critiquing it. And I agree with Luann.

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    Argy.Bargy2  almost 6 years ago

    One thing I AM happy about in today’s strip; no one has called either Luann or Bernice to chastise them for not voting…

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    Schrodinger's Dog  almost 6 years ago

    now where’s my “I voted for Bill the Cat” t-shirt …..

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Bernice……….. what a loser. At least Luann is ready to experience life.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Bernice is more nearly fond of casting stones than of climbing them.

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    Scoutmaster77  almost 6 years ago

    A good data sample should have an upper and lower limit.

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    What you mean, we, pale white girl with scarf?

    Luann has at least a little smidgeon of a life. Bernice has none, except in her dreams. Bernie is in no position to be giving romantic advice, much lest orders!

    If she knew what was good for her, Bernice would cozy up to Nil and make a double date of the rock-climbing thing whether she actually enjoys it or not….

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    Asharah  almost 6 years ago

    Was Bernice even invited. Jack was asking Luann.

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Life has strange lessons. There was a time when i used to say, “It would not happen here.” We would not have a government that endorsed torture. It happened. We would not have a nation that did not honor the Bill of Rights. We woukd not have a nation that lost its progress toward equality, or which forgot the lessons of WWII and embraced fascism. Life has strange lessons and at times too many people sacrifice core values. Let that not happen tonight.

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  almost 6 years ago

    @SukieCrandall said,“We would not have a nation that did not honor the Bill of Rights.”

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    Been that way for a long time.

    Many don’t like Number 2 and try to ignore it ir redefine it.

    Many despise Number 1 for forbidding them from forbidding rich folks from having unlimited right to speech, figuring they should only be allowed so much and no more.

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    We mostly want people to be free to do the things we agree with.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Did Luann vote today? You will remember that Delta scorned her for not voting in 2014. (I believe that was the last time we’ve seen Delta, too!)

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    Brdshtt Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Truncated Spoiler Alert: What are they?

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    DoubleU  over 4 years ago

    Cookie Monster did that once: Imagined a cookie and ate his thoughts.

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