Luann by Greg Evans for February 17, 2014

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    JayBluE  over 8 years ago

    So…..they’re 2 comic strip characters who are now becoming…. aware ….of their “H.S. Condition”… but is it reaaly so bad?…Is it a case of “H.S. Heartbreak”, or an incurable form of “H.S. Lonliness?”… – Is this even a question of: "Can a person ‘have it all’?…. – And will they at least stop by the “Auntie Anne’s”?… I’m getting hungry….

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    honeysum  over 8 years ago

    so, next, Greg is developing romance for the two left-overs?

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    imbaldeagle  over 8 years ago

    Oh, Leviticus – be calm – looks like your wish will be granted.

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    JayBluE  over 8 years ago

    “Re veal And Spaghetti Straps”“Curves Ahead, Proceed With Caution”“Prom Misses’ Promises”" Half Off Sale"

    “Beauty Pageant, Scholar’s Lament”“Last Chance For (H.S.) Romance”or “When You’ve Got Good Grades, Flaunt It”

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    honeysum  over 8 years ago

    I’d guess Delta will be last to go.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Well, Leslie Knox may still need a prom date…

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    JayBluE  over 8 years ago

    “Sponsored” by….OK Mart…. “Now with everyday discounts on both our Teal Blue and Red-light specials!”… – Never 21… “Good fashions, always half off!…. And on sale, too!”… – Hawt Toe Pick…. “We’re glad we got into Shoe Business!”… – Aer….Arrow… Apotsie…. Potsie Webber…. Uh….Aro- oh, forget it! Just go to the mall and you’ll see their sign!…… – And by….– Roxanne’s Boutique… “For fashion must-haves!…..Though you don’t have to put it on….”

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    ORMouseworks  over 8 years ago

    Its about time we hear from Bernice and Delta! Sometimes young women don’t blossom in their high school years until they get into university…but, since it is no longer unusual for young women to attend their prom with no partners in sight, there is always the chance that there might also be young men there without partners, too…at least I’d like to think so. One never knows what will happen during one’s senior year… ;)

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    Angelalex242  over 8 years ago

    Many people simply don’t go to prom at all.

    Such a one was I. I’d unfortunately had a bitter break up a month before, so I had little heart to go or find a new girlfriend in time.

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    ORMouseworks  over 8 years ago

    The only problem with Bernice’s lament is there isn’t much time to “find” a boyfriend. Like “Clark Kent” noted, she needs to find a boyfriend in a laboratory setting where they will have common interests. I don’t know about Delta, I think she can hold her own in most situations where members of the opposite gender are concerned. I think she will meet her special man once she gets to Howard University on the East Coast… ;)

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    melmarsh9v  over 8 years ago

    Pleasant surprise today— just last week, I was wishing to see Bernice featured more. Now the time has come for her to break free of her inhibitions and… do something!

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    Editman  over 8 years ago

    Maybe Bernice can get a date with Ellen Page.

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    melmarsh9v  over 8 years ago

    Bernice needs someone more mature than the guys in the high school crowd. Possibly, she might be attracted to a professor or some sort of philosopher. Maybe she could meet a man who is the curator of a private library. There are a lot of possibilities…

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    sarafaye  over 8 years ago

    I want memories. I want my picture in the yearbook. I want a reason to bother going to the reunion.

    Bernice just realized that high school is over and she wasted it trying to be a grown up.

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    Phongor  over 8 years ago

    Maybe not quite that color….but, BINGO!

    Some people slowly crack out of their shell. Others decide to explode out of it.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I’ll ANSWER Your Question, Bernice!

    Because 1) YOU are an Arrogant, Obnoxious, Clingy, Fem-Bot, and 2) Delta is an Annoying, Pushy, Self-Righteous, Community Activist.

    The TWO of You, could Stand to take “Boy-Friend” Tips from Luann. You KNOW, Your “Best Friend” that the BOTH of You have TORMENTED over the Years, and the “Friend” that has ACTUALLY HAD BOYFRIENDS!!!

    Hey, the Two of You DON’T have to THANK Me…..,

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    TheSkulker  over 8 years ago

    While college opportunes new possibilities, it would be much better if she had some experience dating before entering the college freeforall. There will be way too many guys there more than willing to take advantage of a naive freshman.

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    Mneedle  over 8 years ago

    Bernice becomes a very conservative Republican President,

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  over 8 years ago

    Every option has its pricepay it and don’t look back

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    BradFilippone  over 8 years ago

    Whatever happened to Bernice’s boyfriend from a few years ago. I forget his name, but she worked with him in the book store.

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    milania  over 8 years ago

    Wow! It’s frightening how many people – you especially – have the time and the interest to micro-analyze these comics!!!! WHEW!

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    YatInExile Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Time to bring back Zane?

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    genorino  over 8 years ago

    Commmon Bernie, try on that little green number. You’ll look great.

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    cdemattos  over 8 years ago

    YEah, I bet if she put that sexy outfit on along with some contact lenses and a different hairdo, she could be hotter than all of them—except Delta.

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    tryoung71  over 8 years ago

    So, if by desirable, Bernice means whiny, snarky, self-important, sarcastic, and generally annoying, then yes. She fits that bill.

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    ACTIVIST1234  over 8 years ago

    Deleta! You are supposed to be above that sort of thing— whether "that thing " is being snarky or “that thing” is dressing like a scamp!

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Bernice seems confused about just what she wants, so Delta suggests a sexy outfit that could lead in one “romantic” direction—if that’s the way Bernie wants to go….

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    Sangelia  over 8 years ago

    Even nerdy girls like Bernice do like fun things like the prom.But I see her in a modest dress. NOT the immodest one Delta is holding up.

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 8 years ago

    The funny thing is, a lot of the posters who insist that Gunther the intellectual should stand strongly by his desire to go directly to college and become an engineer, and forget about a girl friend who isn’t completely supportive of that dream, are busy sneering at intellectual Bernice who is now starting to wonder if she missed out on an important part of life….

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    sportbuff01  over 8 years ago

    put Bernice in that little number , lots would hit that.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Uh oh. I sense ensuing hilarity!

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    ChrisV  over 8 years ago

    Oh, no. These 2 aren’t gonna finally ‘come out’, are they?

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Would the Pitt prom be canceled if Bernice and Delta purchased tickets to attend as a same-sex couple?

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    locake  over 8 years ago

    Gunther and Bernice would be perfect together. Why don’t they see it?

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    JayBluE  over 8 years ago

    Plus, she did say the word “romance” ….

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 8 years ago

    - The guy choices at Pitt are basically nothing.-First off, we don’t know all the Pitt guys; we only know the ones that Evans has emphasized so far.-And secondly, here’s a shock: even way back in the olden days when I was in high school, girls dated guys who went to other schools. And that was before everybody owned cars.

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 8 years ago

    -Maybe Zane can return?

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    THANK You, Dave!

    Are You Seeing THIS, Sangelia???

    Arrogant and Obnoxious, right THERE!

    And if You want “Clingy” check out the Strips where Bern’s brother Ben returned and She got Jealous because She Thought that Luann was making a “Pass” at Him!

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    Dr Lou Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Don’t worry, honey….you’ll catch back up once you start college. High school romance isn’t for every high school student.

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    rmbdot  over 8 years ago

    Frankly, I was hoping for a sharp comeback from Delta. I have a feeling she has no trouble attracting all the attention she wants (and then some).

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 8 years ago

    -Why doesn’t she go to places that have people like her?-It’s been a long time for me since high school, but, from what I remember, there weren’t that many places where the serious students gathered. Chess club and debate club were about it, and if you weren’t that interested in either of those activities, you were on your own a lot.-I ended up on the staff of the newspaper, because I liked to write, so I was lucky there.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    You’re Welcome!

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    ORMouseworks  over 8 years ago

    “Who are they supposed to date? The guy choices at Pitt are basically nothing.”

    Perhaps there is another HS located not too far from Pitt HS…or, maybe there will be some after-the-fact guy that Greg will add to the strip just for Bernice…maybe… ;)

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    ORMouseworks  over 8 years ago

    Thanks for the info regarding Zane! ;)

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    melmarsh9v  over 8 years ago

    What a look on the face of Bernice! Before she does anything wild/crazy, she had better do the intelligent thing and quickly buy some birth control pills!

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