Luann by Greg Evans for August 07, 2012
Luann: "Delta, as long as I've known you, you've never had a boyfriend. Don't you like guys?" Delta: "Love 'em. But I don't have TIME. Dating sucks up WAY too much time" Delta: "You devote hours to a date and then just do it all over again. I wanna get on with my career! I wish I could snap my fingers and be married to a perfect man. Skip all the premarital fussing around" Luann: "I thought that was the fun part" Delta: "I don't have time for fun"